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mankisser 

(n.) an excruciatingly effeminate male with homoerotic tendencies.
see also metrosexual, brokeback, homosexual.

mankissers are generally well-groomed and have strong social skills. they are exceptionally fashion-conscious, and are known to wear bold color combinations and spend ridiculous amounts of money on fancy shoes. in public, a mankisser's appearance is carefully calculated in order to secretly appeal to both genders - without seeming overtly homosexual to other men or their unsuspecting friends.

it is difficult to distinguish a mankisser from the ubiquitous hipster and equally offensive metrosexual; their homosexual tendencies are subtle at all times. key identifiers include one-night stands, reckless driving, kissing men, and moving to San Francisco.
Why does she even bother going out with him? Everyone knows he's a total mankisser.

Shut up, you fucking mankisser.
mankisser by e.howes September 2, 2008
Related Words

Melisserz 

Cute nickname for a person with the name "Melissa".
Christina, Desiree, Tesla, Katrina, Baylee, and Melisserz are all going to Fujiyamas and then having a sleepover!
Melisserz by WinryElric January 28, 2011

menkster 

The area inbetween a man's balls and penis.

"Man my Menkster is itching me horribly"...

The best lgbtqia+ tiktoker. Gay and proud, and deserves all the love in the world <3
Person one- β€œhey what tiktoker is that”

person two- β€œoh just mvnkisser the coolest tiktoker ever!”
mvnkisser by Zekeiscool July 23, 2021

mankisser200 

the hottest man lover ever that is probably the tiktok mutual on thin ice
my mutual mankisser200 is on extremely thin ice
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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