Mancow is a dumb cow who used to have a bad radio program. He is half-man half-cow. He spews racist & redneck views. He was caught lying about being waterboarded.

Mancow sez: "Roger Stone was on my show. He set the record straight as to everything. After this, Mueller will drop all charges. It was all just a misunderstanding."

Mancow by Hillarys January 31, 2019

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mancow

Insincere Howard Stern rip-off artist/publicity whore.
Currently getting less than stellar ratings on Q101 Radio in Chicago, despite what his PR people may tell you.
Plays a conservative on Fox News Channel.
Marries for publicity. Trying desperately to get on the air via syndication in other major cities and failing miserably.

Mancow owes his entire career to Howard Stern.

mancow by Dougie Stylz June 2, 2005

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mancow

adj. used to describe humor that is insipid, banal, passé, and tired.

Yes, ha, ha, ha. We know. We get it. Dude, shut your mancow mouth already.

mancow by T. Spangler September 30, 2005

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Mancow's Law

Pedophiles and sexual predators may be subjected to the Death Penalty upon prosecution.

On his 3rd offense for raping a child under the age of 12, the pedophile fell victim to Mancow's Law and was sentenced to death by lethal injection.

Mancow's Law by ActionPaintball September 7, 2006

mancow's disease

When a skinny guy exclusively dates fat girls.

Man!! Look at the size of that girl, her boyfriend must have mancow's disease!

mancow's disease by Jaux T. Pose' February 4, 2007

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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