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Manchos are the masculine version of nachos.

The basic manchos consists of tortilla chips and shredded cheese, but advanced versions may consist of chili, refried beans, or what ever else the man can find.

Manchos are extremely popular with bachelors, teenage boys, and men left home alone for any period of time.

They can be eaten for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
I'm gonna eat manchos until my wife comes back from her business trip in three days.
MANCHOS by TRVA1 May 20, 2010
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No manches

Mexican slang for “quit playing” or “are you serious?” or “no cap?”
Pedro: “did you hear? pablo called rixgoberta a pendeja today”
Adrian: “¡no manches, güey! you’re joking”
No manches by oglilmexico January 22, 2020

Manchester United vs Liverpool 

The most hyped match in the English Premier League today, this is since both of these teams hate the crap out of each other.
Liverpool Fan: I hate those mancs, Manchester United vs Liverpool is today cumon LFC!

Man Utd Fan: I hate them scousers, Manchester United vs Liverpool is today cumon united!

Manchester, MI 

Village in Southeast MI, home of the flying dutchmen. If you don't wear steel toe boots anda carhart on a daily basis and/or live on a farm, you probably don't belong here. Theres 4 half-black kids, so really only 2; and 3 asians who are adopted by white parents. 20 minutes west of the arrogant hippies of A2 and 20 east of the wankstas of Jackson, 20 north of the wiggers of Adrian, and 15 south of the coke heads of Chelsea, this small town is a unique buffer between these cities. You wanna party in Manchester? Drive around any night of the week and look for a barn thats lit up. Theres bound to be a game of beer pong and a joint being passed around. We don't even have a stoplight, so don't expect much, the Dairy queen doesn't even have chocolate ice cream. Supposeldy world famous for our annual chicken broil, town events revolve around the highschool sports or the Mens club. Theres 7 churches and 3 pizza joints in a town that rarely has over 100 kids per graduating class. Where will I be tonight? Hammies at The grey house. Yes sometimes we do actually party indoors even though with this crowd we probably should be outside.
After the football game, were gonna party in the parking lot in Manchester, MI
Manchester, MI by Mr. Mowrer April 2, 2011
Manthos is the greek equivalent of Mat, meaning he's a very nice guy who is usually great in bed as well. If you happen to stumble upon him, get to know his personality and appreciate his relatively rare name.
"Did you meet that new greek guy, Manthos?"
"Yeah he seemed really nice, and there's a rumour around that he's great in bed"
Manthos by snesmat August 17, 2020
Munchos is friend who loves to get Munchies while he is stoned

He is also very wise and knows the meaning of life

Likes to trip on acid and other drugs
Usually a complete debil or an izrod
It is common that he enjoys boxing or any kind of fighting sport
Doro: Oh is that the infamous Munchos?
Sanko: He sure does look like one, lets get high and go grab the munchies with him
Munchos by Bradorko March 18, 2019

manchester screwdriver 

A hammer, when used as an alternative method of inserting screws, often as a last resort. Named after the city of Manchester, UK.
"It's cross-threaded... hand me a Manchester screwdriver, will you?"