Mancow is a dumb cow who used to have a bad radio program. He is half-man half-cow. He spews racist & redneck views. He was caught lying about being waterboarded.

Mancow sez: "Roger Stone was on my show. He set the record straight as to everything. After this, Mueller will drop all charges. It was all just a misunderstanding."

Mancow by Hillarys January 31, 2019

mancow

Insincere Howard Stern rip-off artist/publicity whore.
Currently getting less than stellar ratings on Q101 Radio in Chicago, despite what his PR people may tell you.
Plays a conservative on Fox News Channel.
Marries for publicity. Trying desperately to get on the air via syndication in other major cities and failing miserably.

Mancow owes his entire career to Howard Stern.

mancow by Dougie Stylz June 2, 2005

mancow

adj. used to describe humor that is insipid, banal, passé, and tired.

Yes, ha, ha, ha. We know. We get it. Dude, shut your mancow mouth already.

mancow by T. Spangler September 30, 2005

Mancow's Law

Pedophiles and sexual predators may be subjected to the Death Penalty upon prosecution.

On his 3rd offense for raping a child under the age of 12, the pedophile fell victim to Mancow's Law and was sentenced to death by lethal injection.

Mancow's Law by ActionPaintball September 7, 2006

mancow's disease

When a skinny guy exclusively dates fat girls.

Man!! Look at the size of that girl, her boyfriend must have mancow's disease!

mancow's disease by Jaux T. Pose' February 4, 2007

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026