mancow 

half man half cow legend of bates college/bridgewater, ma.

mancow is absolutely crushin beers.

mancow by bunty January 9, 2008

Mancow 

A shock-jock from chicago's own Q 101

I listen to mancow every morning.

Mancow by FRO December 15, 2004

Mancow 

Mancow is a dumb cow who used to have a bad radio program. He is half-man half-cow. He spews racist & redneck views. He was caught lying about being waterboarded.

Mancow sez: "Roger Stone was on my show. He set the record straight as to everything. After this, Mueller will drop all charges. It was all just a misunderstanding."

Mancow by Hillarys January 31, 2019

mancow 

Insincere Howard Stern rip-off artist/publicity whore.
Currently getting less than stellar ratings on Q101 Radio in Chicago, despite what his PR people may tell you.
Plays a conservative on Fox News Channel.
Marries for publicity. Trying desperately to get on the air via syndication in other major cities and failing miserably.

Mancow owes his entire career to Howard Stern.

mancow by Dougie Stylz June 2, 2005

mancow 

adj. used to describe humor that is insipid, banal, passé, and tired.

Yes, ha, ha, ha. We know. We get it. Dude, shut your mancow mouth already.

mancow by T. Spangler September 30, 2005

Mancow's Law 

Pedophiles and sexual predators may be subjected to the Death Penalty upon prosecution.

On his 3rd offense for raping a child under the age of 12, the pedophile fell victim to Mancow's Law and was sentenced to death by lethal injection.

Mancow's Law by ActionPaintball September 7, 2006

mancow's disease 

When a skinny guy exclusively dates fat girls.

Man!! Look at the size of that girl, her boyfriend must have mancow's disease!

mancow's disease by Jaux T. Pose' February 4, 2007