manbone 

an old woman who has the power to turn into a man.

who do you think you are, some sorta manbone

manbone by ronny irani January 22, 2004

malboned 

to be thoroughly demolished online by one of unassailable with and logic, especially when skewered by the weakness of one's own argument. To be malboned is to cede the last word unless you are totally dense or totally masochisitc.

Malboning almost exclusively occurs left malboning right, esp when the right is neocon or tea party-ish. I've never seen it go the other way.

Source: Newsvine

"He just started a debate with Stacy M and has no idea wtf he is talking about? He's gonna get Malboned!"

malboned by wiseacidness May 19, 2010

manmones

Orginated from the word "Man Hormones".
It is to describe one who displays characteristics of the male gender without being a male.

Kayla: Why is her voice so low?
Jess: Because she has manmones.
Kayla: ohhh...

manmones by xikah October 4, 2006

mantonelli 

To constantly be surrounded by attractive females and not act upon it. A person who mantonellis is the opposite of Barney Stinson.

"Dude, stop mantonelli-ing and ask her out!"

mantonelli by drewcus September 22, 2012

Manboner 

When a man has a hypothetical boner for another man. i.e. mancrush. This does not mean that the man is actually sexually attracted to men, just that if he were attracted to one, a certain man would be it.

Dude: I'm can't chill, I'm going to the gym with Alex.
Chick: I figured, you've got a total manboner for him.
Dude: Shut up.

Manboner by MC Shopping Cart October 14, 2011

manoney 

a small person. usually female. cool as shit, until you piss her off. likes tool. likes zoolander.

everything manoney loves dies.

manoney by amanda hardcore July 18, 2008

Black mamboner 

Related to the black mamba, this occurs when your snake or b.b.c gets hard and starts to ejaculate like how snakes shoot poison.

Jake: what's that down there?
Jamal: That's my black mamboner

Black mamboner by Phazze March 30, 2021