macboner

The internal boner and douchebaggery an apple product fan gets when they talk about apple products.

Dude! My Ipad has a new app!
Put away your macboner for a second.

by niggapleasesuckadick October 12, 2011

Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III

1) The common referential title for Ed Fox
2) Fish-eating lesbian

"When I make a list of people whose lives are meaningless, I generally add Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III."

or

"Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III is so fucked, he doesnt even know."

by Endless Scholastic Torture July 29, 2008

Manboner

When a man has a hypothetical boner for another man. i.e. mancrush. This does not mean that the man is actually sexually attracted to men, just that if he were attracted to one, a certain man would be it.

Dude: I'm can't chill, I'm going to the gym with Alex.
Chick: I figured, you've got a total manboner for him.
Dude: Shut up.

by MC Shopping Cart October 14, 2011

Black mamboner

Related to the black mamba, this occurs when your snake or b.b.c gets hard and starts to ejaculate like how snakes shoot poison.

Jake: what's that down there?
Jamal: That's my black mamboner

by Phazze March 30, 2021

McBoner

When you're at McDonald's and you get horny after seeing a nice juicy big mac.

This burger gave me a McBoner. Excuse me while I take care of it in the restroom.

by RockManZero3 March 15, 2020

McBoner

an arousal brought about by the enjoyment of McDonald's food

A:I just had a Big Mac and now my dick feels like corn.
B:I would call that a McBoner.

by constromlie December 18, 2008

poopy mcbonerbutt

the most extreme of all queers who enjoys sticking his boner in other's butts, only to have it pooped all over for his own personal enjoyment

Nate is such a poopy mcbonerbutt. his dick tastes like shit.

by twat eater October 5, 2007