The greatest. Football player for Arsenal and Brazil. Simply one of the greatest of all time. Some say he is the Lord Jesus Christ Himself. Rumoured to be the love child and Pele and, Cristiano Ronaldo . He also has a huge cock which strikes fear into his opposition, ice cold killer.
Mason Greenwood is so overrated, he's just a, twerking twat, instead of playing football he should be on swarmz (UK rapper) Instagram live. He will never be the level of, Gabriel Martinelli.
Noun. 1) A slang term used to insult the opposing pitcher of a baseball team. Is reference to the 2001 film Beer League and character Dennis Manganelli.
Honoring someone by pouring a bottle of sparkling cider on their head.
Note: It is considered a sign of disrespect to reciprocate a Martinelli Shower. Reciprocation is permitted only in the case of a Golden Shower -- a structurally homologous but functionally distinct practice.
Somebody from the New York/ New Jersey area who SHOULD be a Gaints fan, but for whatever reason likes the Dallas Cowboys. (thanks to Artie Lange's movie Beer League)
"Yeah, I like the Dallas Cowboys, so what?"
-"Dude, but you're from North Jersey"
"So what, they're Americas football team"
-"You are such a Mangenelli bro"
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my realbirthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*