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When you are completely blazed out of your mind, most often after smoking Spice herbal blend.
Dude that new blend got me so mansoned last night, that i lost my keys and my wallet

Look at your puffy red eyes dude, you're completely mansoned right now.
Mansoned by NPB Chillin November 24, 2009
Words you can keep
When you have sex with a girl on LSD just to break down their ego to use them for murdering.
"ayy bruh i just mansoned this bitch last night"
Mansoned by parsooo August 24, 2016

munsoned 

munsoned (v.) - to be up a creek without a paddle; to have the whole world in the palm of your hand and blow it. a figure of speech.

from the great movie "kingpin".
I'd sooner get munsoned out here in the middle of nowhere than lose face in front of my friends and family.
munsoned by scott mcgowan January 13, 2007

munsoned 

to have the whole world in the palm of ur hand and then piss it all away
man he really munsoned that one
munsoned by Alex Leighton June 2, 2003

Munsoned 

Figure of speech. Incapable. Damned. Helpless 'up Creek without a paddle'
Being on 'a Gravy train with Biscuit Wheels', and falling off

Having your monthly record shattered by some punk

Not having the balls to tell your old folks you didn't have what it takes to make the big tour
Munsoned by aka the Trevors May 11, 2004
Getting so drunk that you can barely talk, don't remember any of the nights activities, and do random weird shit like crack eggs into toasters and put shoes into blenders when you get home from drinking.
I went to the roxy last night, and got so masoned, I can't believe I made it back home afterwards
masoned by Maxxscam September 25, 2011
Getting wasted beyond Housed. Getting Mansioned!
1: "Man... I got Fucked up last night!"
2: "You were fuckin Mansioned last night."

1: "Nigga you got housed last night!"
2: "My ass was inside a Mansion..."

Make sense of it, I don't know.
Mansioned by MDPL8708 September 28, 2008
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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