malwoofie

when the sweat from your balls rolls to your socks and rots em.-Art Badart...A baddass

man during practice today i had serious malwoofie

by AboredSUM1 March 4, 2009

Maloofed

The condition of being fucked needlessly and maliciously by an idiot or other person of low intelligence and/or overinflated sense of importance.

I got maloofed so hard today.

What happened?

I parked my car in the handicapped space and that cunt meter maid had me towed.

But you have muscular dystrophy.

Yeah, I know.

by Polly Grip March 28, 2010

maloofing

Getting fucked maliciously and needlessly often by somebody far too incompetant to understand how bad they've fucked you.

The worst maloofing of my life was when that bitch fired me for putting money in the register. I was a cashier.

by Polly Grip March 23, 2010

matwolfie

Most Insane Pro-gamer to ever walk the earth. Can do 360 noscopes. Will beat you at any game. Very good alchemist also.

Yo how can you kill MatWolfie wtf.

by peepeepoopooooooo November 16, 2020

Maloofed

When you hire an old salesman who wears jean shorts and high black socks, only to have him quit on you and send his socks back.

Dude, Trent was totally maloofed when Larry sent his socks back in the mail with his work gear!

by Rizzomo April 12, 2010

maloofing

Maloofing is the Internet discussion board version of tattling. Normally done by sending an e-mail, or private message, or by clicking on some sort of alert button.

person 1: holy crap did you see that fat cows pics she posted in the adult forum
person 2: thats it i'm Maloofing you

by mybabytakesthemorningtrain May 17, 2006

[maloofing]

drinking/partying at someone else's house (with there consent of course)

Hey are you coming by tonight? we are Maloofing it up in north Salisbury.

by bestlastsunday January 10, 2009