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The condition of being fucked needlessly and maliciously by an idiot or other person of low intelligence and/or overinflated sense of importance.
I got maloofed so hard today.

What happened?

I parked my car in the handicapped space and that cunt meter maid had me towed.

But you have muscular dystrophy.

Yeah, I know.
by Polly Grip March 27, 2010
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When you hire an old salesman who wears jean shorts and high black socks, only to have him quit on you and send his socks back.
Dude, Trent was totally maloofed when Larry sent his socks back in the mail with his work gear!
by Rizzomo April 12, 2010
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