Maloofed

The condition of being fucked needlessly and maliciously by an idiot or other person of low intelligence and/or overinflated sense of importance.

I got maloofed so hard today.

What happened?

I parked my car in the handicapped space and that cunt meter maid had me towed.

But you have muscular dystrophy.

Yeah, I know.

by Polly Grip March 28, 2010

Maloofed

When you hire an old salesman who wears jean shorts and high black socks, only to have him quit on you and send his socks back.

Dude, Trent was totally maloofed when Larry sent his socks back in the mail with his work gear!

by Rizzomo April 12, 2010

Malooed

Drunk beyond belief (Limerick, Ireland)

Ah Gerry, I was malooed last night.

by ohjayzis January 3, 2015

Maloufed

To be lied to, dicieved and absolutely fucked.
To be back stabbed. To be told to you face one thing but then to be given the opposite. To be spoken to like you are shit and/or addressed in a way that makes you feel like shit

He was absolutely Maloufed, she cheated on him and lied to him the whole time only to falsely accuse him of domestic violence and take half his money.

by James the Maloufed Fool September 26, 2023