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Maloofed 

The condition of being fucked needlessly and maliciously by an idiot or other person of low intelligence and/or overinflated sense of importance.
I got maloofed so hard today.

What happened?

I parked my car in the handicapped space and that cunt meter maid had me towed.

But you have muscular dystrophy.

Yeah, I know.
Maloofed by Polly Grip March 28, 2010
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Maloofed 

When you hire an old salesman who wears jean shorts and high black socks, only to have him quit on you and send his socks back.
Dude, Trent was totally maloofed when Larry sent his socks back in the mail with his work gear!
Maloofed by Rizzomo April 12, 2010
Related Words
Drunk beyond belief (Limerick, Ireland)
Ah Gerry, I was malooed last night.
Malooed by ohjayzis January 3, 2015
To be lied to, dicieved and absolutely fucked.
To be back stabbed. To be told to you face one thing but then to be given the opposite. To be spoken to like you are shit and/or addressed in a way that makes you feel like shit
He was absolutely Maloufed, she cheated on him and lied to him the whole time only to falsely accuse him of domestic violence and take half his money.
Maloufed by James the Maloufed Fool September 26, 2023
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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