malporned
not being provided with adequate porn; deprived of access to decent porn for an extended period of time.
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malboned
to be thoroughly demolished online by one of unassailable with and logic, especially when skewered by the weakness of one's own argument. To be malboned is to cede the last word unless you are totally dense or totally masochisitc.
Malboning almost exclusively occurs left malboning right, esp when the right is neocon or tea party-ish. I've never seen it go the other way.
Source: Newsvine
Malboning almost exclusively occurs left malboning right, esp when the right is neocon or tea party-ish. I've never seen it go the other way.
Source: Newsvine
"He just started a debate with Stacy M and has no idea wtf he is talking about? He's gonna get Malboned!"
malboned by wiseacidness May 19, 2010
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post-maloned
To have a lil' fun and get a lil' crazy, "heyyy"
May or may not include: wearing grills, sporting two frizzy french braids, smoking the ganja, or being a Texan
May or may not include: wearing grills, sporting two frizzy french braids, smoking the ganja, or being a Texan
"Dude, what are you doing tonight?"
"I'm getting post-maloned with my homies at my place before heading out to a bar."
"I'm getting post-maloned with my homies at my place before heading out to a bar."
post-maloned by postmalonehottie101 December 7, 2017
maloned
verb, past tense-
1. when an ordinary situation, task or job not only does not work, but becomes exponentially worse, usually resulting in person(s) involved becoming permanantly scarred and/or maimed or property being broken beyond repair and usually followed by a lawsuit with the involved party.
2. Murphy's Law X 100
1. when an ordinary situation, task or job not only does not work, but becomes exponentially worse, usually resulting in person(s) involved becoming permanantly scarred and/or maimed or property being broken beyond repair and usually followed by a lawsuit with the involved party.
2. Murphy's Law X 100
"Marty borrowed my truck to haul a camper to take his family on vacation, but I got Maloned when Marty attempted to connect to the camper, backed up and misaligned the receiver's hitch, ripping off the rear bumper of my truck and knocking the camper down a ravine with his family still inside."
maloned by Smitty2036 February 19, 2009
maloned
Completely destroying someone: usually by elbow, dragon kick, knee to the groin, or clothesline.
Origin: Karl "The Mailman" Malone of the L.A. Lakers
Origin: Karl "The Mailman" Malone of the L.A. Lakers
Did you see David Robinson get maloned? Fuckin' malownage. Malone just maloned his fucking ear of and he was on the maloning floor unconscious.
maloned by Karl Malone May 22, 2004
Karl MaloWned
ANY person who is a member of the Impala SS community, and takes other members money, and/or goods in exchange for nothing. The Karl, when confronted, may only have the excuses such as "what money" and then may also reply with "I sent that shit out last week fool" all the while blowing smoke up everyones asses, and keeping everyones money.
Not to be confused with the VERY similar, yet slightly different "Frederico-ing"
Not to be confused with the VERY similar, yet slightly different "Frederico-ing"
Hey, sorry to hear you got Karl MaloWned.
That Karl got my money again!
Lets make a thread, and let everyone know how bad we got MaloWned.
That Karl got my money again!
Lets make a thread, and let everyone know how bad we got MaloWned.
Karl MaloWned by the entire ImpalaSSforum.com member section July 16, 2008
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