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not being provided with adequate porn; deprived of access to decent porn for an extended period of time.
Dude, I have been traveling around Africa and Asia. I am seriously malporned. Give me anything, even that Paris Hilton Kazaa crap.
by Pinocchio April 01, 2005
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