malfeesance
If we could audit all government employees for malfeesance, there would likely be a shockingly small percentage of them actually coming away with clean hands.
malfeesance by QuacksO June 24, 2021
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Malfeasance
John: I finally got the Malfeasance... I wanna kill myself now though.
Parker: Shut the fuck up you retarded fuck
Parker: Shut the fuck up you retarded fuck
Malfeasance by Retard Chicken October 16, 2020
MILFeasance
I'd sure like Palin to milfeasance me in the oval office.
If Bill Clinton was a woman he would have been convicted of milfeasance.
Janet Reno could never have been convicted of milfeasance.
If Bill Clinton was a woman he would have been convicted of milfeasance.
Janet Reno could never have been convicted of milfeasance.
MILFeasance by drss123 February 23, 2009
Malfeasance
“Guys wanna Malfeas?”
“Sure man we haven’t done a malfeasance in awhile”
Then they talked about their GFs boobs
“Sure man we haven’t done a malfeasance in awhile”
Then they talked about their GFs boobs
Malfeasance by FrosterTheMan October 28, 2022
creative malfeasance
Intentional wrongdoing, especially on the part of a politician or other public figure - although not limited to them alone; well-thought-out mischief; criminal masterminding; the process of using invention to work in order to craft new methods of wrongdoing.
Certain politicians have gone above and beyond pedestrian politics and have become disciples of creative malfeasance.
The mayor of Podunk has transmuted the art of creative malfeasance into a science; he's been in prison 3 times for it, too. And he just got re-elected.
The mayor of Podunk has transmuted the art of creative malfeasance into a science; he's been in prison 3 times for it, too. And he just got re-elected.
creative malfeasance by alienmindtrick August 13, 2015
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