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malfeasance

Official misconduct.
This is a HORRID MALFEASANCE!
malfeasance by Larstait November 15, 2003

Malfeasance

A great Destiny 2 weapon that had a god-awful quest. Not worth it.
John: I finally got the Malfeasance... I wanna kill myself now though.
Parker: Shut the fuck up you retarded fuck
Malfeasance by Retard Chicken October 16, 2020

Malfeasance

The discussion of Sexual acts or Wishes with a group of close friends, commonly late at night.
“Guys wanna Malfeas?”
“Sure man we haven’t done a malfeasance in awhile”

Then they talked about their GFs boobs
Malfeasance by FrosterTheMan October 28, 2022

english malfeasance 

Of what this website is guilty
english malfeasance by Thrawn January 5, 2004

creative malfeasance 

Intentional wrongdoing, especially on the part of a politician or other public figure - although not limited to them alone; well-thought-out mischief; criminal masterminding; the process of using invention to work in order to craft new methods of wrongdoing.
Certain politicians have gone above and beyond pedestrian politics and have become disciples of creative malfeasance.
The mayor of Podunk has transmuted the art of creative malfeasance into a science; he's been in prison 3 times for it, too. And he just got re-elected.

Malfeasance

The act of leaving feces with malicious intent for it to rot away.
The malfeasance Peter left behind could never be removed.

Ex. Amber heard malfeasanced in Johnny Depp’s bed
Malfeasance by Ajckdnal December 18, 2023
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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