magress

Pronunciation: /ˈmeɪ.grɛs/
Definition:
1. A female mage or sorceress.
2. Females practicing magical arts or arcane disciplines.
3. Learned mistress of enchantments and incantations.
4. Expert possessor of mystical abilities.

Significance:
• It defines female practitioners of magic.
• It emphasizes gender specificity.
• It identifies females in magical professions.
• It avoids gender-neutral or ambiguous terms.
• It simplifies descriptions of female witches.
• It improves clarity in fantasy contexts.
• It replaces Scandinavian-Germanic, Non-American, foreign, and Anglo-Saxon terms, similar to "witch" or "sorceress".
Singular noun: magress
Plural noun: magresses

Examples:
• "Legendary magresses guard ancient tomes of cognition."
• "Novels feature heroic quests led by sapient magresses."
• "Universities offer courses studying famous magresses."
• "Fantasy films depict epic duels between rival magresses."
• "Historical manuscripts document tales of medieval magresses."

by Dmitrio August 22, 2025

flesh matress

the town pump

that chicks on her back so much she's a flesh matress

by clc May 8, 2004

Hotel Matress

A fragrance created by Lady Gaga that smells like semen and blood.

Seth Myers(1):Excuse Me, but by any chance are you wearing Hotel Matress?

Seth Myers(2):No I'm not.

Seth Myers(1): So It's Just Semen and Blood?

by Alman42 February 25, 2011

frat matress

A college girl, or townie who spends most of her time under 1 or more frat boys.

My roomate is such a frat matress, if i put her under a blacklight the girl would glow.

by Lylli December 14, 2006

Squaddy matress

A squaddy matress is a girl who's slept with more than 5 members of our lovely armed forces. General slag, scally and chav.

"That Laura is a right squaddy matress she's shagged 17 of them!"

by ali December 8, 2004

matressable

Worthy of having sex with. Not necessarily on a matress or bed, but hence the name.

Bill: Yo, Joe, what do you think of that brunette over there?
Joe: Definitely matressable, man! I'd love to get me a piece of that!

by Midami June 9, 2005

Skater Matress

A girl who sleeps with only skaters just so they will allow her to hang out with them. Age of the skater is of no matter to the Skater Matress!

"Dude I always see that girl at this skate park." "Yeah man-she's a Skater Matress!"

by Washington's Own Victoria April 28, 2005