Mapressed

Mad and depressed at the same time.

Where they said they were out of chicken nuggets, I was mapressed.

by LunarSong_Hi June 28, 2025

Hit The Matresses

Often used by a mobster. "Hitting the matresses" is a term used during a mob-war. When two families or mobs are feuding, they battle it out by whackin' each other. "Hitting the matresses" is known as going into hiding. Usually finding an unknown, empty house, room, or appartment and sleeping on just a single matress.

It's getting rough, Sonny's already thinkin' of hittin' the matresses and we've only whacked a guy.

We need to hit the matresses before this shit gets outta' hand.

by TonyTheBoss June 18, 2009

Hapressed

happy depressed depression happiness

I’m happy, but not satisfied. I’m hapressed.

by jjmoney18 August 1, 2018

Madpressed

A combination of the feeling of Depression and being Mad.

When he found out she cheated, he cried as he beat her because he was so madpressed.

by GodOfWarOnNintendo360 November 9, 2011

Hapressed

Hapressed is when your Happy and Depressed.

Hi, I’m Bella and I’m Hapressed.

by Hey I’m just describing her. December 8, 2019

Marissed

To be Marissed is the act of a girl getting smashed by a male named Mariss. Mariss is a Latvian name, and he will therefore most often be found in Latvia.

1. "Damn girl u should she how he smashed me"

2. "Damn girl I got Marissed to damn hard"

by Pussydetroyer69420 August 5, 2022

Mantressed

A Mantress is someone who spends most of their time in bed. Half man half mattress. This person sleeps, eats and often smokes in bed. If you do the above you become mattressed.

Last night I was absolutely mantressed

by North&J June 12, 2016