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Hit The Matresses
Often used by a mobster. "Hitting the matresses" is a term used during a mob-war. When two families or mobs are feuding, they battle it out by whackin' each other. "Hitting the matresses" is known as going into hiding. Usually finding an unknown, empty house, room, or appartment and sleeping on just a single matress.
It's getting rough, Sonny's already thinkin' of hittin' the matresses and we've only whacked a guy.
We need to hit the matresses before this shit gets outta' hand.
We need to hit the matresses before this shit gets outta' hand.
Hit The Matresses by TonyTheBoss June 18, 2009
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A Mantress is someone who spends most of their time in bed. Half man half mattress. This person sleeps, eats and often smokes in bed. If you do the above you become mattressed.
Last night I was absolutely mantressed
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