maress

a female who makes bad things happen.

"the maress split me & my boyfriend up!"

by Hello I'm Dave. October 21, 2009

Marisse

Marisse is one of the most kind and amazing people you will ever meet. Most likely to be your best friend, she will always be there for you! She is an active person and likes new places, challenges, and adventures. You will most likely find her skating majestically or going to summer camp. Everyone loves Marisse!

#1,”Wow! Look at Marisse sail!”
#2,”Marisse is the best.”

by 017884 January 8, 2018

Mareschizo

When one's dedication and devotion for My Little Pony and its mares is so deep that the only source of the invididual's happiness are the ponies.

Mareschizo: I like to watch them, they fill me with joy.

by cutemares December 29, 2022

flesh matress

the town pump

that chicks on her back so much she's a flesh matress

by clc May 8, 2004

Marissa

A beautiful person inside and out a great friend and someone you want to be around all the time she will have a beautiful smile and attract you like metal to a magnet she will be your biggest crush but will never be available and if you are lucky enough to catch a Marissa never let her go.

Marissas are amazing

by Norman10 January 3, 2017

Marissa'd

When someone replies to you with "Mhmm" with an intention to mock you

Vee: That movie didn't scare me at all
Fil: Mhmm
Vee: Wow I got Marissa'd

by fs18 October 6, 2022

Hotel Matress

A fragrance created by Lady Gaga that smells like semen and blood.

Seth Myers(1):Excuse Me, but by any chance are you wearing Hotel Matress?

Seth Myers(2):No I'm not.

Seth Myers(1): So It's Just Semen and Blood?

by Alman42 February 25, 2011