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Mages Girlfriend 

The biggest whore ever known, she is a whore and a stupid slut, also me and giraffe hate her a lot, because she is a dumb stupid hoe
Oh yeah your acting a lot like Mages Girlfriend you hoe

black mages 

A japanese band, whose leader is no other than Nobuo Uematsu, the composer of Final Fantasy-music. Black Mages music is commonly Heavy Metal versions of the original Final Fantasy battle musics.
"The way Battle Mages treated Matoya's Cave song is awesome!"
black mages by Yooha August 27, 2005

the black mages 

the completely awesome band that does almost all the music for all the final fantasy games.
Kevin: Did you listen to "those who fight further" by the black mages?
Me: Yea, it rocked!
the black mages by deadly_frost July 20, 2006

ryan magee 

One of the two Funny boys from a relatively small channel known as "SuperMega"
The 2nd failure of the duo is Known as Matt Watson, A.K.A Brat Watson
The group themselves are known, but not particularly acknowledged, for the editing of others videos, Such others being Game Grumps and OneyGa-I mean Plays.
Ryan Magee's fetish is Anne Watson
ryan magee by Oney'sChrony#1 May 15, 2018

Magenta Skye 

The force behind this being is so powerful that it cannot be explained to normal man. Harness it and you will be rewarded with all of the women in the land of plenty. Breasts that hang so low await you. Vaginas dripping with life. Do you want this power? Can it be used for anything else? What is there left to be said that hasn’t been? 30 days and 30 nights. That’s what you must ask yourself. Am I worthy?
John: I went for Magenta Skye and lost my way

Greg: what happened?

John: she was tight and toned but Magenta Skye came down from above and told me my time was through.
Magenta Skye by Leland Bruce January 24, 2023

assface magee 

Assface magee is the plan Z of your comebacks after you used every word in the dictionary to insult someone.
Bob: screw you and your faggoty mother.
Larry: oh yeah? fuck you assface magee.
assface magee by Mr.Noose October 21, 2013
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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