maegenitis

WHEN YOU DRINK TOO MUCH THAT YOU CAN'T REMEMBER YOUR BOYFRIEND!!!

DAMN...THAT GIRL WAS SO DRUNK SHE HAD MAEGENITIS!

maegenitis by C. COOPER August 21, 2005

manginitis 

A self-inflicted irritaion of the mangina brought on by a fag pretending to be straight.

Joe - "Jason has manginitis again."

Mark - "He should just come out. Everyone knows he's a fag."

manginitis by Horse head in my bed August 8, 2006

manginitis 

Inflamation of the Mangina

Jerry suffered from a bad case of Manginitis.

manginitis by dumpywhore April 28, 2005

manginitis 

one who suffers from the ownership of a mangina.

My buddy totally gets aches and pains from his manginitis issues... oh and hes a fag.

manginitis by Luvnuts March 2, 2003

Maddenitis

The seemingly real "switch" of winners in sports games back and forth in a grudge match, particularly in Fifa or Madden.

It's possible to win when you should lose, but it's harder. Maddenitis usually happens when the two players are around even skill level.

Person 1 and Person 2 are playing a sports game on their home console.
Person 1 starts off with the "upper hand" and plays with ease. This would mean that Player 2 has maddenitis, and next match, Player 1 will have it.

"Wow, the only reason you picked that was because of Maddenitis."

Maddenitis by Steven Grillock February 28, 2009

MAGAnitis 

Irreversible brain damage caused by watching Fox News non-stop.

Little girl: Dad, what is wrong with grandpa? Why is he being so racist?

Father: Your grandfather suffers from MAGAnitis.

Little girl: Is there a cure for that?

Father: Yes, it can be cure by reading a fucking book or changing the channel!

MAGAnitis by chronopoulos September 2, 2018

Maddenitis

A condition characterised by an irrational obsession with the actor Richard Madden.

"i fancy Richard Madden so much I would happily lick the sole of his shoe"

"wow, you have a bad case of Maddenitis"

Maddenitis by Shopaholic92 May 21, 2019