MAGAnitis 

Irreversible brain damage caused by watching Fox News non-stop.

Little girl: Dad, what is wrong with grandpa? Why is he being so racist?

Father: Your grandfather suffers from MAGAnitis.

Little girl: Is there a cure for that?

Father: Yes, it can be cure by reading a fucking book or changing the channel!

MAGAnitis by chronopoulos September 2, 2018

animal magnetism 

refers to a person's natural sexual attractiveness or raw charisma, can't be learned, should be treated with caution and respected as a sixth sense.

It's Andrew's animal magnetism that lets him sit back and have both women and men flock to him for attention unaware of his aura, all the while he just sits there politely smiling luring in his prospects.

animal magnetism by mark daniels August 6, 2012

Biddie Magnetism

When a guy has the power to attract girls who are available( not seeing anyone) It is quite obvious if one has " biddie magnetism." The guy in question puts out little to no effort when picking up girls, they always come to him, hence Biddie MAGNETISM.

Gene: Yo I don't know why Adam gets so many ladies...
Erb: Well, Gene Adam's got biddie magnetism
Gene: OH
Erb: Look at him over there those two girls over there are all over him
Girl 1: Lets go somewheres private
Girl 2: Damm girl, yous onto something
Adam: CHYA its all thanks to my biddie magnetism

Biddie Magnetism by SerBlue December 5, 2009

manginitis 

A self-inflicted irritaion of the mangina brought on by a fag pretending to be straight.

Joe - "Jason has manginitis again."

Mark - "He should just come out. Everyone knows he's a fag."

manginitis by Horse head in my bed August 8, 2006

manginitis 

Inflamation of the Mangina

Jerry suffered from a bad case of Manginitis.

manginitis by dumpywhore April 28, 2005

malakitis 

A respiratory ailment common to parts of Greece where indoor smoking is common caused by secondhand smoke inhalation at cafés and bars.

I was supposed to have a productive week, but I went for a beer and caught a raging case of malakitis!

malakitis by irritatednonsmoker January 23, 2019

manginitis 

one who suffers from the ownership of a mangina.

My buddy totally gets aches and pains from his manginitis issues... oh and hes a fag.

manginitis by Luvnuts March 2, 2003