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Maddenitis

The seemingly real "switch" of winners in sports games back and forth in a grudge match, particularly in Fifa or Madden.

It's possible to win when you should lose, but it's harder. Maddenitis usually happens when the two players are around even skill level.
Person 1 and Person 2 are playing a sports game on their home console.
Person 1 starts off with the "upper hand" and plays with ease. This would mean that Player 2 has maddenitis, and next match, Player 1 will have it.

"Wow, the only reason you picked that was because of Maddenitis."
Maddenitis by Steven Grillock February 28, 2009
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Maddenitis

A condition characterised by an irrational obsession with the actor Richard Madden.
"i fancy Richard Madden so much I would happily lick the sole of his shoe"

"wow, you have a bad case of Maddenitis"
Maddenitis by Shopaholic92 May 21, 2019
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Maddenitis

a condition relating to the excessive playing of the video game Madden NFL 200-whatever.

1. your hands are hurting excessivly because of overplaying.

2. you withdrawl from all your friends to play the game in your dark basement alone.
"Sorry I can't type. I've got Maddenitis."

"Hey, how about you call Chad to see if he wants to come to the movies with us?"
"Nah, he's got Maddenitis."
Maddenitis by Russ Buckley July 23, 2008

Maddenite 

noun. A person who lives, eats, breaths, and plays the football video gaming series Madden. Maddenites are cult like individuals of the game who (often) relegate to other maddenites for social gatherings.

They possess a deep, textbook-like and through understanding about the game of Madden and (often) football. They would rather play madden than any other video game.
"Me and my maddenite bro Manzer are gonna do up some Madden08 later today at his house today."
Maddenite by Alvin Li November 7, 2007

maegenitis

WHEN YOU DRINK TOO MUCH THAT YOU CAN'T REMEMBER YOUR BOYFRIEND!!!
DAMN...THAT GIRL WAS SO DRUNK SHE HAD MAEGENITIS!
maegenitis by C. COOPER August 21, 2005

Maddenosis 

n. -osis: a condition or disease.
1. a disease in which people become obsessed with the "Madden" videogames
2. a condition characterized by an obsession with "Madden" videogames
That kid must have Maddenosis, he's been playing Madden NFL for ten hours straight.
Maddenosis by Korai October 19, 2004

Maddenite 

noun. An individual player in the Madden vdeo game series who seemingly outperforms his attributes. These are typically lower ranking players that seem to perform just as well, if not better, than high ranking players when under the A.I.'s control. Somehow, the combination of the players awareness, speed, agility, etc. form an excellent player. While this term may refer to "Player X", if "Player X" is being controlled by a person, he is no longer a Maddenite. A Maddenite is strictly a PC controlled player.
Perrish Cox is a cornerback with an overall ranking in the 60's in Madden 11 for the Denver Broncos and is capable of covering almost any wide reciever in the game due to a unique combination in his height, speed, and awareness.

Trindon Holliday is a wide receiver for the Houstan Texans who ranks in the 50's overall in Madden 11, but routinely gets open and catches passes with more consistency than some 80's or 90's. This is, once again, due to a unique combination in his attributes which makes him difficult to cover.

Wallace Gilberry is a defensive end for the Kansas City Chiefs who ranks in the 60's in Madden 11, but he has an ideal blend of speed, strength, and block shedding to consistently make tackles in the backfield, embarrassing elite offensive tackles.

These players, and many more, are Maddenites.
Maddenite by bashman0000 April 13, 2011
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