maculan

tall boy likes sex

nothing much else

want to have sex?
of course I'm maculan!

maculan by lilythomas01 October 8, 2020

maclanky

An item somewhat resembling a gherkin that you cannot eat, and can only wonder how delicious it would be if you ate it raw, or if you ate it cooked, or if you ate it boiled.

I looked at the maclanky and thought about how delicious it would be. I thought about how delicious it would be if I ate it raw. I thought about how delicious it would be if I ate it cooked. I thought about how delicious it would be if I ate it boiled.

maclanky by luggysp January 2, 2020

Maulana Diesel 

Maulana Diesel is the name given to Fazal-ur-Rehman a fat overweight politician who has a reputation of using Islam as a political tool for his own self gain. Maulana Diesel tries to create an impression of always trying to look pious and virtuous in traditional Islamic cleric garments and attire including a trade mark orange turban (Paghri). However he is ruthless in his pursuit of colluding and creating coalitions with political ruling parties for political strength, swindling lucrative business deals, privileges, perks and rewards.
Maulana Diesel is a corrupt politician who lives of immoral earnings with a commission agenda, backhanders and kickbacks from Diesel smuggling, applying for contracts/permits for sale of Diesel and allocating plots of land for group family members and political party members. He was also involved in several scandals including wikileaks votes for sale and asking for US backing.
Maulana Diesel is often called Diesel for short as his commission rates also fluctuates and varies with the price of Diesel. Maulana Diesel is usually outspoken, ruthless and venomous with contempt. His political party is the faction JUI although it is not clear if he is a cleric or politician. He is also very vociferous in the National Assembly and Parliament and due to the nature of his portray of an Islamic image, grey beard and background has never been challenged. He also has a complete disregard for women and publicly offends and insults the role of women.

Maulana Diesel has said: “the rule of a woman is haram”
Entire stadium erupts shouting: “Diesel, Diesel, Diesel” as a reference to Maulana Diesel.

Maulana Diesel by Cricket Buff October 17, 2014

Macuban

when you smoke a huge bat and your filter is to big you get chunks of weed in your mouth and throat

SMoke a 5 gram joint and A macuban will go in your mouth and throat

Macuban by Gennero VItullio December 23, 2006

Maclane 

A sweet fun loving person. Usually kind and love blonde haired babes. Have a wonderful personality and is truly gifted at the arts. such as the piano. A great friend to have around

I wish i had a friend like Maclane.

Maclane always keeps the fun rolling

Maclane by LoveYou4Ever July 7, 2010

masculantics 

Men building impermanent wooden structures whilst drinking beer.

"We are gonna build stadium seating in my living room for the Superbowl tonight. You coming?"

"Yeah, I'm down for some masculantics. I'll bring the MGD."

masculantics by Burrgerr May 30, 2006

MacBlane

A Christ like figure that everybody finds to be the raddest person alive

MacBlane is as cool as Jesus Christ himself

MacBlane by gwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrr January 30, 2009