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Macland Taylor 

an asshole that likes all the dance majors at one point
Macland Taylor is an ass

the mackhand 

Representing the type of game one spits. Its how you use your mouthpiece. If you have a strong mackhand, you can get any bitch you want.
Yo dawg, I laid the mackhand down on this bitch real good real good, then she chopped me up damn good like I had my own private brain surgeon

Jonny Markland 

A sponge used by others to soak up personal abuse. His horrific features, annoying nature and random outbursts make a Markland a perfect stress reducing tool.
J.M. : i liek bicsuit mmmmmm (random crap)
Stressed other: Shut the fuck up Jonny Markland

problem solved
Jonny Markland by J7X January 18, 2008
sex pest, dog on heat, would mate with a gorilla if it was wearing lipstick...

saw a markland in the club last night, he was dancing with a complete swamp donkey
markland by his nemesis February 9, 2009

Zoey Alexis Baker Markland 

A really whore bitch. She likes to expose girls, so beware! She also is a depressed little girl, who cuts only for attention and never seeks help! She is a really flat girl with no ass or tits and likes to body shame people when she looks like LilHuddys sister 👀 She is also a hoe! Never love her, she has at least 4 boyfriends a month 🗣.
Guy: Oh my gosh I’ve only been dating this girl for a day and she’s already sucking another dude off!
Other Guy ( Probably named Josh or Jordan or Justus or Jayden or even a girl named Aaliyah ) : Damn was her name Zoey Alexis Baker Markland?
Guy: YES!

Mackpanda 

A girlfriend who is loyal and is always there for you
I heard he is dating a real Mackpanda
Mackpanda by The panda OG August 18, 2020