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machoking 

This is a sex-position where the man chokes the female from behind and rams his penis in the vagina. And at the same time yells MA-CHOKE MA-CHOKE.
Machoking is a sex-position where the man chokes the female from behind and rams his penis in the vagina. And at the same time yells MA-CHOKE MA-CHOKE.
machoking by kellekion February 5, 2014
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dirty macking 

Attempting to mack on another person's significant other by talking bad about them behind their back.
If you've ever had a girlfriend/boyfriend leave you and hook up with your best friend, you can be sure some dirty macking was going on while you were dating your ex.

John: "I'll be right back guys"

Dirty Mackin' Bob: "So Cindy, did you hear how John was talking to that slut Suzy when you were out of town? He doesn't appreciate you."

Cindy, John's Girlfriend : "Don't try dirty macking on me just cause my boyfriend's not here. Aren't you supposed to be John's best friend?"

John comes back and slams dirty mackin' Bob in the face with a shovel
dirty macking by Russ December 16, 2006
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Macroning 

He is macroning himself. He knows he's messed it up.
Macroning by Gulbargavi October 31, 2020
flirting, being ostentatious to attract member(s) of the opposite sex
where'd those girls go? i was really mackin' it to them
macking by Anonymous July 14, 2002

Manholing 

When you sit just on the edge in Slime pingpong so the other person cant score.
I can't win if you dont stop manholing!
Manholing by Frozen-rujos April 22, 2010

Mike Macking 

Abbreviated form of "Michael McDonald singing" wherein a person sings virtually any song in a style which mocks or immitates the famous crooner, particularly well-suited as a karaoke gimmick.
I Mike Macked Soundgarden's "Burden in My Hand" at karaoke last night and it killed!

I killed time on the drive from Atlanta by Mike Macking the Active Rock radio stations.
Mike Macking by Van Thos December 9, 2012

mamboking 

Mambo-king: To intentionally miss the vaginal opening and shove the dick into her butt when she doesn't expect it, while drinking Bacardi. The epitome of multi-tasking.
Yo, I mambokinged the bitch last night - my Bacardi and coke almost fell off her fat ass when I was plowin it from behind. I mean, the ice cubes kept fallin out and she was gettin all mad, so I put my dick in her ass and made her cry.
mamboking by bitter guy February 14, 2007
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