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Social Methbooking 

I can always tell when she's on a meth bender because she doesn't stop commenting nonsense on Facebook for 3 days straight,social methbooking
Social Methbooking by CrunchyCrew February 25, 2022

macbooking

the action of being screwed.
Hey tom, I was with Cindy last night and i totally got a macbooking.
macbooking by Russom April 17, 2017

MacBooking

Surfing the web in the act of using a MacBook, preferably with an exciting, outgoing attitude.
"Honey, get off the computer."

"Not now, Mom. I'm MacBooking."
MacBooking by flangerium December 27, 2008

MatchBoxing 

The act or the decision to use Matchbox 20's Rob Thomas harmonic octave in every day dialog.

Exact vocal pitch to all 90's alternative rock songs.
1)Zach-"iss three ay em I muss be loanleiiiiiiahhh

I said beaiibeeeahh"

Jav- Zach stop matchboxing I'm trying to go to bed man.

2) Jav- How does that 90s rock song go again?

Drew- I dont know man, try matchboxing it.. they all sound the same.
MatchBoxing by Javi1 February 24, 2013

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026