mumbooking

to facebook someone's mum

similar to kicking someone in the mum

eg1
"steve, why are you facebook friends with my mum?"

"because you just got mumbooked"

eg2
"how are you going to get back at him"

"i'm gunna do some mumbooking"

by pigaloo September 30, 2009

mamboking

Mambo-king: To intentionally miss the vaginal opening and shove the dick into her butt when she doesn't expect it, while drinking Bacardi. The epitome of multi-tasking.

Yo, I mambokinged the bitch last night - my Bacardi and coke almost fell off her fat ass when I was plowin it from behind. I mean, the ice cubes kept fallin out and she was gettin all mad, so I put my dick in her ass and made her cry.

by bitter guy February 14, 2007

MeBooking

A Facebook post totally centered around oneself which no-one actually cares about.

Example of MeBooking:
A "Just fell down the stairs and totally erupted in a laughing fit"
B "Sure does love her friends"
C "Is going into town"
D "Had bacon butty for breakfast"
ect. ect.

by j2fat2lazy March 20, 2010

macbooking

the action of being screwed.

Hey tom, I was with Cindy last night and i totally got a macbooking.

by Russom April 17, 2017

MacBooking

Surfing the web in the act of using a MacBook, preferably with an exciting, outgoing attitude.

"Honey, get off the computer."

"Not now, Mom. I'm MacBooking."

by flangerium December 27, 2008

mombooking

verb. To use Facebook like a mom ie. looking at someone's profile and like everything they've posted in the past three months all at once. Characterized by the resulting notification spam.

My mom liked all of my profile photos, she was mombooking again.

by thedeerone August 9, 2015

Mudbooting

To unlace ones' boots, only to re-lace boots with the addition of desired livestock's rear feet also placed in boots; ensuring the animal will not run away in the process of making love.

Sterling College: where the men are manly, the women are too, and the sheep run like hell. Mudbooting

by Faces of Meth February 22, 2011