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the ninja bread man

a ginger bread man completely covered in black icing, this is 900% more deadly than the original ginger bread man, hence his catchphrase.

"run run as fast as you, it doesn't matter i'm probaly waiting in a toaster to kill you"
"what do u think killed him detective?"

"this could only be the work of THE NINJA BREAD MAN .........god help us all"
by pigaloo September 30, 2009
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smoking like a gypsy behind a tree

literal translation of genuine serbian phrase to describe exessive or secretive smoking of tobacco.
on a train

did u see that french guy poke his head out the door at that stop and have a cheeky smoke!

yeah, he was smoking like a gypsy behind a tree
by pigaloo September 30, 2009
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mumbooking

to facebook someone's mum

similar to kicking someone in the mum
eg1
"steve, why are you facebook friends with my mum?"

"because you just got mumbooked"

eg2
"how are you going to get back at him"

"i'm gunna do some mumbooking"
by pigaloo September 30, 2009
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Wikipedia Response

When you respond to a person's status or wall post with a quote from Wikipedia relating to part of the person's post. The more obscure, the better.
(John Blumberg) finds essays on john lock's theories less than interesting

(Ben Jones) Johnathan "John" Locke is a fictional character played by Terry O'Quinn on the ABC television series Lost. In 2007, O'Quinn won the Emmy award for acting in a supporting role for his portrayal of Locke.1

(John Blumberg) you're such a gay

(Ben Jones) The term gay was originally used, until well into the mid-20th century, primarily to refer to feelings of being "carefree", "happy", or "bright and showy"; it had also come to acquire some connotations of "immorality" as early as 1637.1

(John Blumberg) i'm being serious, that's quite annoying

(Ben Jones) "Serious" is the 22nd single by Duran Duran. It was released 1 October 1990 as the second single from the Liberty album.

(John Blumberg) are you just using wikipedia response

(Ben Jones) The Jordan University of Science and Technology (Arabic: جامعة العلوم والتكنولوجيا الأردنية‎), often abbreviated JUST, is a comprehensive, state-supported university located outside of Irbid at Ar Ramtha region, in northern Jordan.

etc.

(Etcetera is a female feline character in Cats, the musical play based primarily on Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats. Primarily a dancer, she is one of the chorus line kittens in the tribe of the Jellicle cats.)
by pigaloo April 12, 2010
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telly

i onlty watch FOOTBALL MATCHES on the telly, not "soccer games", you idiot
by pigaloo April 16, 2010
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less than preferable

to be used in a ironic sense when something really bad happens, or to be used as a comically verbose way of saying not very good.

preferable can also be substituted for other words in order to better fit the situation, such as "cool", "awesome",

"heterosexual", "believable", "attractive", "exciting",

"subtle"
"damn it, all my coursework was on that computer, this is less than preferable"

"i swear, that is not mine"
"that's less than believable"

"wow that three hour lecture on the composition of soil was less than exciting"

"really, you're wearing a pink tank top and hotpants? well that is less than heterosexual"

"mate, wtf, you're fucking my mum?!"
"yeah, i guess that for you this arrangement is less than preferable"

"oh shit my blood tests are back and they're not good"
"well, that's less than preferable"

tv-"every day millions of people die of starvation"
"well, that is less than preferable"
by pigaloo October 31, 2009
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hood up day

A "hood up day" is a phrase used to describe any day for which:

One's physiological state is less than preferable on awakening.

AND the course of action taken to rectify this situation is to conduct the daily routine in a hooded sweatshirt with the hood of the aforementioned sweatshirt up over one's head.

causes for a hood up day may include: flu, swine flu, man flu, female "tummy aches", TVOD, GFDI (girlfriend disengagement illness), BFDI (boyfriend disengagement illness), embarassment, lazyness, depression, cock blocking, WBCFS (work backlog chronic fatigue syndrome), FPS withdrawal syndrome, being mauled by a bear, failing an exam, rape, car sickness, realisation of lack of funds, watching "marley and me", bad night's sleep, no night's sleep, post mid day nap dizziness, dehydration, hunger, bad hair day, failure (all forms) and rejection

However the most common cause of a hood up day is the consumption of copious ammounts of alcohol the previous night, resulting in a catostrophic hangover.
Example 1 (as an exclaimation, and an explaination)
man 1: oh, hi steve i was wonderi...
man 2(interupts): HOOD UP DAY!
man 1: ok maybe later.

Example 2 (used in a phone convesation)
girl 1:hi
girl 2:oh, hiya jen
girl 1:seriously becca, you have to come over and make me feel better i'm having a massive hood up day
girl 2:i'm on it i've got the little mermaid on dvd, but you need to decide, cookie dough or phish food
by pigaloo November 14, 2009
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