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macaroni meat mountain
A person possessing qualities such as fat, obese, sweaty, smells like raw meat, or overall morbidly obese. He or she who is a macaroni meat mountain is usually ugly as well.
macaroni meat mountain by spicymctuna:) April 18, 2009
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macardo • macaroni • Macaroni Time • Macaron • macario • macaroon • macaroni and cheese • Macaronus • macadocious • macaroni nigga
macaroni noises
A reference to an old vine:
*stirs pot of macaroni*
*macaroni makes squishy sounding noise*
“this is what good pussy sounds like”
Basically a reference to the sound a vagina makes during sex
*stirs pot of macaroni*
*macaroni makes squishy sounding noise*
“this is what good pussy sounds like”
Basically a reference to the sound a vagina makes during sex
macaroni noises by gookoo December 29, 2019
Macaroniously
ADVERB mac-a-ron-i-ous-ly mak-uh-roh-nee-us-lee
1. Used as an adverb meaning whatever you want it to mean.
2. *Possibly actually means something along the lines of 'Inherently'.
1. Used as an adverb meaning whatever you want it to mean.
2. *Possibly actually means something along the lines of 'Inherently'.
"Every student macaroniously believes that their teacher hates them."
--Principal Blackman, Strangers with Candy
--Principal Blackman, Strangers with Candy
Macaroniously by hobocamp August 12, 2009
Macaroni Magic
To propose inventing a new drinking game while being too drunk to coherently develop any rules for it. Alternatively, a condition that exists within a drinking game that lacks all structure and consistency.
We wanted to finish the bottle of rum but were struck by a serious case of Macaroni Magic.
Or, Macaroni Magic was in effect that night, so I had to drink four shots from five shot glasses while gargling the National Anthem. I think.
Or, Macaroni Magic was in effect that night, so I had to drink four shots from five shot glasses while gargling the National Anthem. I think.
Macaroni Magic by Abwalkerlegal June 7, 2017
Macaroonxx
A person made from macarons. Very cool person to hang with and is very funny and saves random screenshots that are worrying. Also goes by Mac, MacBook or MacDonald's
Macaroonxx by Nakamoshii November 9, 2021
macaroon asshole
A medical condition involving densely impacted shredded coconut in the lower colon that results from eating too many macaroons way too quickly.
Lemme tell you, getting my macaroon asshole roto-rooted in an urgent care setting was a great way to spend a Saturday night.
macaroon asshole by Dr Bunnygirl August 19, 2019
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