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macaroon asshole 

A medical condition involving densely impacted shredded coconut in the lower colon that results from eating too many macaroons way too quickly.
Lemme tell you, getting my macaroon asshole roto-rooted in an urgent care setting was a great way to spend a Saturday night.
macaroon asshole by Dr Bunnygirl August 19, 2019

Crusty macaroon 

When’s females lips hang over thong underwear. When the thong is too small for the big clam make it look like a macaroon
My thong panties were really bothering me and as I looked down , my vagina looked like a pink crusty macaroon.
Crusty macaroon by Backdoor bacon February 3, 2018

Macaroon Monsoon 

When one takes a grimy, big, fat, splattery shit diarrhea dump in a toilet, and then gives a swirly to another person in that same toilet.
One day Fuller ran to Jamie's house crying that his xbox wasn't working. Jamie comforted him by simply giving him a Macaroon Monsoon.

Seabrook loves to start each day off by giving himself a Macaroon Monsoon; apparently it keeps him awake.

Macaroon 

A Type Of Candy like snack Usually covered in chocolate and textured like as if your eating horse food, it can also have fillings like chocolate and coconut. (The person who said it is racist slang is referring to the term "Coons")
"I asked Joe To make me some macaroons but he said he doesnt know how"
"Well who does?"
Macaroon by Karlene August 28, 2007

Macaroon 

A really sweet person in your life that you love a lot
"I love Chris so much, he's my macaroon "
Macaroon by Mvarmylove August 30, 2017

Macaroon 

A vagina that resembles a macaroon.
She has a macaroon pussy.
Macaroon by Jeff Stacey February 23, 2019