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mawdesley tractor 

A large, luxury SUV. Driven exclusively by upper middle class snobbish pricks.
Outside the private school there were loads of Mawdesley tractors dropping Gideon and Henrietta off.
mawdesley tractor by jjpwfelli December 30, 2015
A snob, particularly of the small-minded, anti-social, boring, inbred variety.

Derived from the obscure, featureless, tiny, isolated, inbred, punishingly boring, rural, snob commuter enclave called Mawdesley.
Chris has become a right mawdo after getting that promotion.

That featureless, depressing, dormitory village/enclave is a bit mawdo for my liking.

We had a look in that new bar but it was full of mawdo's, so we went somewhere else.
mawdo by jjpwfelli December 18, 2015

mawdoner 

Persons originating from the tiny, isolated, obscure, punishingly boring, joyless, inbred, non-community of Mawdesley in the arse end of Lancashire.

A general term for a retarded inbred snob.
We had a look inside but it was obvious that the pub was full of mawdoners. We drove back in to town and found another pub.
mawdoner by jjpwfelli May 21, 2016

mawdesley tory 

Any morbidly obese, ruddy-faced, sister shagging, far-right wing, intellectually challenged, inbred bigot.

Typically found scowling out of Range Rovers in desolate, socially isolated, inbred snobbish grief holes like Mawdesley in Lancashire.
There's no point in arguing . He's just a Mawdesley Tory.
mawdesley tory by jjpwfelli June 8, 2016
To get drunk to the state of severe mental impairment.

Thought to derived from a tiny, inbred snob enclave called Mawdesley in Lancashire where centuries of inbreeding have caused severe mental retardation in the local populace.
We only planned to go out for a few drinks but we ended up getting completely mawded.
Mawded by jjpwfelli May 21, 2016
To get drunk to the state of severe mental impairment.

Thought to derived from a tiny, inbred snob enclave called Mawdesley in Lancashire where centuries of inbreeding have caused severe mental retardation in the local populace.
We only planned to go out for a few drinks but we ended up getting completely mawded.
Mawded by jjpwfelli May 21, 2016