A hilarious chapter in the old testament/torah where god sets our all the rules for jews/christians.
Uneducated redneck southern americans often take this chapter too seriously, which was clearly written when God was
bored and wanted some lolz.
A few gems include:
Eating shellfish is sinful - Lev. 11:10
Mandating the public stoning individuals who swear - Lev. 25:10-16
Homosexual lifestyle is an abomination - Lev. 18:22
Allowing the purchase of slaves as
long as they are from neighbouring nations Lev. 25:44
Cutting your hair is punishable by
death Lev.
19:
27
Even though the Declaration of Human
Rights states that all
people are equal, uneducated rednecks often quote Leviticus as a higher
power over international law to take away rights of the gay community.