Leviticus 

A hilarious chapter in the old testament/torah where god sets our all the rules for jews/christians.
Uneducated redneck southern americans often take this chapter too seriously, which was clearly written when God was bored and wanted some lolz.

A few gems include:
Eating shellfish is sinful - Lev. 11:10
Mandating the public stoning individuals who swear - Lev. 25:10-16
Homosexual lifestyle is an abomination - Lev. 18:22
Allowing the purchase of slaves as long as they are from neighbouring nations Lev. 25:44
Cutting your hair is punishable by death Lev. 19:27

Even though the Declaration of Human Rights states that all people are equal, uneducated rednecks often quote Leviticus as a higher power over international law to take away rights of the gay community.

Leviticus by Barjahamoligadonkya March 1, 2011

Leviticus 

A Mad dog who is not a Weakling nor a short dude, but a man who only speaks the truth and spits straight facts when in conversation, just enough for respect but not enough for everyone to hate him. Not to mention this guy is more down to earth then Gravity it's self.

"Yo bro who's the new guy?"
"Oh that's Leviticus, he's been making friends from when he first said hello, the man is more real then normal people"
"Yeah a bit to real for this world"

Leviticus by Ridin the Wave May 25, 2020

Leviticus 

A punk kid who thinks he has no boundaries. Very charming. Wears his pants too low and too tight. Very hairy and partially Italian. Tries so hard not to be a tool but fails.

His pants are way too low and too tight, he must be Leviticus.

Leviticus by vbryant3 November 10, 2009

Leviticus 

In the book of Leviticus we learn his divine presence, his holiness, and his compassion and grace. It covers the roles of the Priests.

Leviticus has an urgent message for Christians today how to maintain holiness within the community, so that the Lord would continue to live among them.

Leviticus by Happy Christian April 10, 2023

Leviticus Cornwall

The annoying Red Dead Redemption 2 character that follows Arthur around in order to make Arthur pay back all the money he stole.

Leviticus Cornwall: "...I know you're in there!"

Leviticus Cornwall: "You do what I asked you to?" (uyo od wat i aksed yu 2?)
XFN Staff: "Not yet, what's the rush?"
Leviticus Cornwall: "Fucking do it or you are dead!" (fecken od ti or you r ded!)

Leviticus Cornwall by YouKnowItVeryWell May 8, 2019

Leviticus Hunchbuggy 

Probably the best blogger on the planet.

Follower: “Hey man did you see the new blog post by Leviticus Hunchbuggy at Leviticushunchbuggyblog.blogspot.com ?”

Other follower: yeah man that shit was fucking hilarious bro ima nut so hard to that later

Leviticus Hunchbuggy by Leviticus Hunchbunny February 4, 2021

Leviticus 18:22

One of the most endlessly litigated verses in the entire Bible/Torah. The plain Hebrew reads something like “You shall not lie with a male as with a woman; it is *to‘evah* (an abomination (or *taboo* in the original Hebrew)).” For centuries this has been treated as the definitive divine ban on gay sex. Closer reading of the chapter, however, places the prohibition squarely inside the land-covenant terms given to Israel for life *inside* the Promised Land (Lev 18:1–5, 24–30). It is part of a localized purity code designed to keep Israel from adopting the sexual practices of Egypt and Canaan while they occupied that specific territory.

Nothing in the surrounding text extends the statute to Gentiles living outside the land, nor does it convert it into a universal moral absolute for every culture and era. Once that covenantal and geographic context is taken seriously, the verse loses its claimed authority to declare gay sex a “sin” or “abomination” for the vast majority of people who have ever lived.

"Dude was quoting Leviticus 18:22 like it was some universal law against being gay, until I pointed out it’s just an old land-covenant rule for ancient Israelites and doesn’t magically apply to the rest of the planet. He was fuming red when I explained the truth to him and called me a fag in response as he stomped off"

Leviticus 18:22 by IronStar8991 September 28, 2026