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A hilarious chapter in the old testament/torah where god sets our all the rules for jews/christians.
Uneducated redneck southern americans often take this chapter too seriously, which was clearly written when God was bored and wanted some lolz.

A few gems include:
Eating shellfish is sinful - Lev. 11:10
Mandating the public stoning individuals who swear - Lev. 25:10-16
Homosexual lifestyle is an abomination - Lev. 18:22
Allowing the purchase of slaves as long as they are from neighbouring nations Lev. 25:44
Cutting your hair is punishable by death Lev. 19:27
Even though the Declaration of Human Rights states that all people are equal, uneducated rednecks often quote Leviticus as a higher power over international law to take away rights of the gay community.
by Barjahamoligadonkya February 13, 2011
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A punk kid who thinks he has no boundaries. Very charming. Wears his pants too low and too tight. Very hairy and partially Italian. Tries so hard not to be a tool but fails.
His pants are way too low and too tight, he must be Leviticus.
by vbryant3 November 10, 2009
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