laviticus
laviticus by willie bell February 6, 2009
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Levitikush
Levitikush by Spicidity July 8, 2017
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Leviticus
A hilarious chapter in the old testament/torah where god sets our all the rules for jews/christians.
Uneducated redneck southern americans often take this chapter too seriously, which was clearly written when God was bored and wanted some lolz.
A few gems include:
Eating shellfish is sinful - Lev. 11:10
Mandating the public stoning individuals who swear - Lev. 25:10-16
Homosexual lifestyle is an abomination - Lev. 18:22
Allowing the purchase of slaves as long as they are from neighbouring nations Lev. 25:44
Cutting your hair is punishable by death Lev. 19:27
Uneducated redneck southern americans often take this chapter too seriously, which was clearly written when God was bored and wanted some lolz.
A few gems include:
Eating shellfish is sinful - Lev. 11:10
Mandating the public stoning individuals who swear - Lev. 25:10-16
Homosexual lifestyle is an abomination - Lev. 18:22
Allowing the purchase of slaves as long as they are from neighbouring nations Lev. 25:44
Cutting your hair is punishable by death Lev. 19:27
Even though the Declaration of Human Rights states that all people are equal, uneducated rednecks often quote Leviticus as a higher power over international law to take away rights of the gay community.
Leviticus by Barjahamoligadonkya March 1, 2011
Levitious
Leviticus
A Mad dog who is not a Weakling nor a short dude, but a man who only speaks the truth and spits straight facts when in conversation, just enough for respect but not enough for everyone to hate him. Not to mention this guy is more down to earth then Gravity it's self.
"Yo bro who's the new guy?"
"Oh that's Leviticus, he's been making friends from when he first said hello, the man is more real then normal people"
"Yeah a bit to real for this world"
"Oh that's Leviticus, he's been making friends from when he first said hello, the man is more real then normal people"
"Yeah a bit to real for this world"
Leviticus by Ridin the Wave May 25, 2020
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