laviticus

a book in the bible which absolutly means nothin but can be used as a perverted insult

"lick my laviticus"
"danny has a small laviticus"
"my laviticus is bigger than your laviticus"

by willie bell February 6, 2009

Levitikush

A North Korean Slang describing a male prostitute with multiple STD's.

That North Korean Male Prostitute is such a Levitikush.

by Spicidity July 8, 2017

lavicious

it means scathingly menacing

"Larry laughs like a lavicious lunatic!"

by A boy named Jon August 31, 2007

Leviticus

A hilarious chapter in the old testament/torah where god sets our all the rules for jews/christians.
Uneducated redneck southern americans often take this chapter too seriously, which was clearly written when God was bored and wanted some lolz.

A few gems include:
Eating shellfish is sinful - Lev. 11:10
Mandating the public stoning individuals who swear - Lev. 25:10-16
Homosexual lifestyle is an abomination - Lev. 18:22
Allowing the purchase of slaves as long as they are from neighbouring nations Lev. 25:44
Cutting your hair is punishable by death Lev. 19:27

Even though the Declaration of Human Rights states that all people are equal, uneducated rednecks often quote Leviticus as a higher power over international law to take away rights of the gay community.

by Barjahamoligadonkya March 1, 2011

Levitious

Levitious is the adjective form of levity.

You are being too levitious to have a serious conversation tonight.

by AllTen June 10, 2009

Leviticus

A Mad dog who is not a Weakling nor a short dude, but a man who only speaks the truth and spits straight facts when in conversation, just enough for respect but not enough for everyone to hate him. Not to mention this guy is more down to earth then Gravity it's self.

"Yo bro who's the new guy?"
"Oh that's Leviticus, he's been making friends from when he first said hello, the man is more real then normal people"
"Yeah a bit to real for this world"

by Ridin the Wave May 25, 2020

lazititus

Condition in which a person can not do anything because they are feeling lazy

I didn't do my physics paper because I had lazititus the day before.

by GaryR January 16, 2006