lution

Lution, a term used to describe Heroin and Crack Cocaine Dealing.
Lution-Pollution get it? Pollution of the streets with Brown & White, Heroin & Crack, so we use the word 'Lution to describe all things related to Class A drug dealing, because we are polluting the streets with these Drugs that destroy people.

"I've just taken in £500 to add to the 'Lution' fund"
We need to reload on the 'Lution'.

lution by range8389 December 25, 2016

soul-lution 

The solutions for an interrupted soul either by religiously or motivational encouragement.

" Mike I really think you should see a psychiatrist and find your soul-lution."

Let your soul-lution be found by following God's way.

soul-lution by twelveofrobe June 6, 2016

Sevo-lution 

A Revolution Successfully Led By President Yoweri Kaguta Museveni in Uganda (Luwero Triangle) in the early 80s with 40 of his peers as the starting number with only 27 Guns at the beginning but managed to take Power and changed the political landscape of the Country and Region.

The Sevo-lution is the most successful revolution in East and Central Africa for it led to lasting political Stability in Uganda and the East and Central African region.

Sevo-lution by YZM January 10, 2021

cold lotion

Coined by comedian Bill Burr and his girlfriend Nia Hill (aka the "Lovely Nia") and shared with his legions of fans via the Monday Morning Podcast.

Refers to something that should be good but ends up being bad. Originated when Bill was about to give Nia a back massage (good) but didn't rub his hands to warm up the lotion which resulted in Nia getting shocked by the sensation his cold freckle-marked hands on her warm skin (bad). Should be said like an African American pimp stereotype from the 1970s.

Person one - "I got a raise a few weeks ago and finally got my pay check. Turns out I was bumped into a higher tax bracket and I now net less than before."

Person two - "Shiiiiiiit bro, that be some cold lotion!"

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Person one - "I finally got a date with Margret. Afterwards we went back to my place to fuck but when I took off her shirt she had the worst banana tits ever. I couldn't get it up."

Person two - "Ooooooo that is some cold lotion son!"

cold lotion by HabsRule June 9, 2013

Lotioning 

To put in graft

“Bro I was lotioning a sweet one earlier”
“You’re always on call trying to lotion tings....”

Lotioning by Trinzico March 13, 2021

Spreading the lotion 

To dominate an opponent.

4-0 up! We’re now spreading the lotion.

Damn, that’s a hat trick by Occle, he’s spreading the lotion.

No way coming back from this now, the lotion has been spread.

Spreading the lotion by QTip57 March 7, 2020

Web M.D.-lusional 

adj. The state of being convinced one is suffering from an illness/disorder/etc. much more severe than what one really has based on a Web M.D. diagnosis.

Ty: I researched my symptoms online, and I think I may have a brain tumor.
Cassie: That's Ty; he's Web M.D.-lusional.

Web M.D.-lusional by clarke paley December 4, 2010