3 definitions by clarke paley

adj. The state of being convinced one is suffering from an illness/disorder/etc. much more severe than what one really has based on a Web M.D. diagnosis.
Ty: I researched my symptoms online, and I think I may have a brain tumor.
Cassie: That's Ty; he's Web M.D.-lusional.
by clarke paley December 4, 2010
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v. to ramble on aimlessly without any foreseeable end, often times providing more detail than necessary.
Would you stop ostentoculating and get to the point?

When i tell stories, i have a bad tendency to ostentoculate.
by clarke paley February 18, 2010
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music that is mass-produced, usually containing what seems to be interchangable parts; such as recycled beats, melodies, themes, song structures, etc.
I can't listen to top 40s radio; it's all assembly-line music.
by clarke paley October 23, 2010
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