A special person or significant other in your life when simply calling them a lover will not suffice. Can also be used to replace "love" when talking affectionately but in a strong fake german accent to really get your point across.
1) Susan affectionately exclaimed in her best German accent, "I louver you so much! Vut vould I do visout you?"
2) My louver and I booked a fullyear of amazing date nights!
Someone with a shoe fetish. Shoe lovers usually prefer sweaty shoes over clean ones. Shoe lovers masturbate by humping shoes, shoving shoes up their butt, by shoving shoes up someone else's butt or by deepthroating shoes.
That gayboy said he wants to shove as many shoes as he can fit into Ryan's big bubble booty. He must be a shoe lover
A person, most oftentimes female, who keeps a lover or steady until they find a new lover or steady that they feel, in some way, shape, form, or fashion, is an improvement from the older lover or steady.
John is gonna have to wake up and get a clue. I done told him about Betsy being a lily-pad lover. Now he's done got his heart broke cause she culled him yesterday. Shit, I saw that bitch with Doug at the sock-hop last week.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!