MAX

More than you will ever need or want. Yet you still want it anyway.
An awkward shy guy that gives the best hugs.
Kind of geeky and likes RADIOHEAD.
Makes you feel great when your around but leaves you more than empty after.
A player with no feelings.
A smile that makes you melt into skittles
Gentle kisser but bites to hard.
Look at that cheeser on MAX.
Forget him sweetie he's a MAX.
Yeah that MAX asked me to RADIOHEAD.
by Treycsucksfool December 12, 2009
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MAX: The all powerful creator of the universe. He/it molded our galaxy out of pure awesomeness with his/its bare hands. For him/it, ladies gather in masses just to be within of couple miles of his extraordinarily remarkable superbness. Sometimes modern language cannot even suffice! HE IS THE ἀλήθεια, THE ἄναξ, the list goes on..... basically max is the shit of all shits.
"MAX."

" Oh look! There in the sky! its MAX!"

" And once again the day is saved by MAX!"

" That sex was like MAX!!"
by oneundermax December 01, 2010
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The act of acquiring every achievement in an Xbox 360 game. Not just completing the story, but grabbing every single point.
I maxed Gears of War yesterday.
I been trying to max Modern Warfare, but it's very difficult.
I really don't feel like maxing Cloning Clyde, because it's a shit pile of a game.
by Uncletator February 07, 2010
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Portland's Metropolitan Area eXpress light rail system.
Typhoon's happy hour: six appletinis and MAX it home...no need for a designated driver!
by Sophie Osborn April 14, 2007
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Max is a person known as a fat virgin, no matter how hard he tries he’ll never accomplish anything in life but eat 6 pounds a food a day and masturbate to all his crushes in his lifetime. Including his own mom
Wow max your a fatass
by John tepu June 17, 2020
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He is UGLY and he can be the most annoying person ever. But RARELY, he can be funny. NOT!
I hate you- You're such a Max!
by Modafaca January 30, 2019
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