Louvre 

1) A popular place to steal stuff from.
2) An attraction that implies the need for high maintenance.

You want that Van Gogh? Fine, we'll get it from the Louvre.

I Lourve you and your wallet.

Louvre by Andrew Fisher January 4, 2006

Louvre 

A threesome with 2 girls and a guy where the guy lies on his back with one girl riding him cowgirl and the other riding his face. The girls high five to make the triangle shape of The Louvre. This is the gender swapped version of the Eiffel Tower.

Last week Joe and I did the Eiffel Tower with Monica and last night she returned the favor. She brought her friend over and we did the Louvre.

Louvre by RealCraigles December 11, 2022

Louvre 

The largest museum in Europe, and for that matter, the world; home to the Winged Victory, the Mona Lisa, and a number of other incredibly well-known works of art.

Also, the largest enclosed space on the face of planet Earth. If you are not careful, it is quite possible to get lost there for days and days without food or water. A tourguide and a map (along with a GPS) are highly recommended.

Person #1: Hey, you went to the Louvre! Did you see the Mona Lisa?
Person #2: Yeah...
Person #1: You sound disappointed.
Person #2: Well, it's really small, and behind 4 feet of bullet-proof glass! You could hardly see it.

Excuse me, sir, but we've been lost here for 4 days and nights without food or water. Please show us the way to the exits.

Louvre by lancelot323 January 13, 2009

Louvre

Pronounced low-var(y) and rhymes with there.

1. A place that gives away priceless artifacts for free.
2. Something / someone that fails at the one job they are supposed to do.
3. The opposite of the British Museum.

1. Did you hear about the Louvre that leaked state secrets to African warlords?
2. You were supposed to play the objective, you goddamn Louvre.
3. People from all over the world steal artifacts from Louvre.

Louvre by WordWorld November 10, 2025

Fartosis of the Louvre 

A condition that causes excess gas around fine art.

I was enjoying the Mona Lisa when I was hit with a bad case of fartosis of the Louvre and had to run for the exit.

Fartosis of the Louvre by onehandcrabbing September 26, 2012

Vagina Louvre 

The small inverted triangle that light sometimes shines through when fit women wear spandex pants(yoga pants)

Also known as the Cameltoe Valley

That skinny dime over there with the vagina louvre really needs to wear yoga pants more often.

That vagina louvre gave me a boner

Vagina Louvre by McNugget1654 March 4, 2012

Beyoncefication and Jay-Zification of Louvre 

From 'Beyonce and Jay-Z. The decision to exhibit a Beyonce and Jay-Z's artwork/video at the world-renowned Louvre Museum of Paris, France.
The slogan "Black is Beautiful" owed its existence to the ethnocentric 'Weltanschauung' or worldview that has been characterized by what A. Cesaire calls "European reductionism." Louvre's commercial decision is an advertisement that has elevated the African-American celeb couple to the same status as Da Vinci, thereby acknowledging that "Black is Beautiful."

"The Beyoncefication and Jay-Zification of Louvre: Make Black Beautiful Again" (by Zekeh Gbotokuma)
"The Beyoncefication and Jay-Zification of Louvre is, to some extent, a "Mea Culpa" confession. Through it, France (and the western world in general) is correcting and overcoming Eurocentrism and obsolete pseudo-scientific theories that have ostracized Africa and reduced Africans to second-class humans and cosmocitizens. The Beyoncefication and Jay-Zification of Louvre is one of the best possible ways of practicing the French republican ideals of LIBERTE, EGALITE & FRATERNITE" (Z. Gbotokuma).

Beyoncefication and Jay-Zification of Louvre by Cosmocitizen June 23, 2018