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The act of putting on lotion while driving down the road. Therefore, as quickly as possible and switching hands on the steeringwheel, you are lotioning at a very high rate of speed to keep from crashing into oncoming traffic.
Holly found herself Speed lotioning' on the way to work because she was already running late.
by 12guage77 December 15, 2009
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