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Lotionate 

Man, my hands are dry. I need to lotionate.
Lotionate by Jared Vinzant December 16, 2006

Loonable 

Oh hey Loonable
Loonable: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Loonable by Loonable August 31, 2022

Lotionated 

A term used to describe the feeling after putting lotion on ones skin
My hands feel lotionated after puting on some lotion.
Lotionated by RAHJAGGY February 28, 2023

lotionalizing 

To moisturize one's skin/body with lotion.
I told my roommate, Ivy, not to come in the room because I just came out of the shower and was lotionalizing.
lotionalizing by marzena August 24, 2008

Lotionless 

Adjective (derogatory)
Derived from motionless (slang).
Made to roll off the tongue when referring to someone as motionless (broke) and bitchless.
No lotion is a common expression used among hip and trendy youngsters to describe someone with ZERO maidens.

The logic behind "Lotion"/ "Lotionless" is that you use lotion to lubricate yourself when instantly gratifying your virgin needs. There was something else I was supposed to specify but this will do.
"He's got no motion, no Lotion."
"He looks Lotionless"
"Ew he's got no lotion, big L"
"They have zero lotion just like their motion"
Lotionless by IAmNoOneEeeeE May 18, 2024
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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