lotionable 

when ur ashy so u need to add lotion

antonio: ou mary is lotionable asf rn

lotionable by lolol638478274 September 19, 2022

Lotionate 

The act of putting on lotion

Man, my hands are dry. I need to lotionate.

Lotionate by Jared Vinzant December 16, 2006

Loonable 

A very cool person who plays Rec Room

Oh hey Loonable
Loonable: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Loonable by Loonable August 31, 2022

Lotionated 

A term used to describe the feeling after putting lotion on ones skin

My hands feel lotionated after puting on some lotion.

Lotionated by RAHJAGGY February 28, 2023

lotionalizing 

To moisturize one's skin/body with lotion.

I told my roommate, Ivy, not to come in the room because I just came out of the shower and was lotionalizing.

lotionalizing by marzena August 24, 2008

Lotionless 

Adjective (derogatory)
Derived from motionless (slang).
Made to roll off the tongue when referring to someone as motionless (broke) and bitchless.
No lotion is a common expression used among hip and trendy youngsters to describe someone with ZERO maidens.

The logic behind "Lotion"/ "Lotionless" is that you use lotion to lubricate yourself when instantly gratifying your virgin needs. There was something else I was supposed to specify but this will do.

"He's got no motion, no Lotion."
"He looks Lotionless"
"Ew he's got no lotion, big L"
"They have zero lotion just like their motion"

Lotionless by IAmNoOneEeeeE May 18, 2024