Adjective (derogatory)
Derived from motionless (slang).
Made to roll off the tongue when referring to someone as motionless (broke) and bitchless.
No lotion is a common expression used among hip and trendy youngsters to describe someone with ZERO maidens.
The logic behind "Lotion"/ "Lotionless" is that you use lotion to lubricate yourself when instantly gratifying your virgin needs. There was something else I was supposed to specify but this will do.
"He's got no motion, no Lotion."
"He looks Lotionless"
"Ew he's got no lotion, big L"
"They have zero lotion just like their motion"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'