loser lot 

the parking lot, or section of parking lot, that is farthest away from the driver's place of employment or other (for example: shopping) destination
the loser lot is where you park when all the good, aka close, spots have been taken

Employee: The worst part about being late for work was parking in the loser lot. I had to walk, like, a mile from my car to get to the building.

Shopper: Damn, this mall is crowded; No wonder we had to park in the loser lot!

loser lot by creaternity May 23, 2006

lot loser 

Noun. Derogatory slang for a car salesman; the lowest of all sales people.

I'd rather sell knife sets door-to-door than become a lot loser, I don't care how much money they say you can make in a fancy dealership.

lot loser by usmcBTC June 21, 2016

lower lot 

A lower lot of a school (a hell of a lot like walmart where they also hang out) where rednecks hang out with there friends until they find a place to drink or do something better.

Ex.1 Those boys always hang out in the lower lot on weekends.

Ex.2 Zach: Hey, you goin to lower lot after school?
Matthew: Yea i ain't got nothin better to do.

Zach: Yea we'll try an get some bud light and go up to the house and party.

lower lot by blah blah blah123455 October 1, 2009

New Stanton Lower lot pothole pucker 

When you and your work partner are riding in the same vehicle nude & on ones lap, you then insert said meat stick into partners rear side while heading to the lower lot looking for the most destructive pothole and gun it. Once the pothole is hit your partners rectum clinches so hard it leaves a bruise around the top of your meat stick and you end up chumming like a volcano that has not erupted in 269 years

Hey Stan, would you like to go do the new Stanton lower lot pothole pucker with me since we have some free down time. Gus is more than happy to teach Stan the beloved new Stanton lower lot pothole pucker!

New Stanton Lower lot pothole pucker by Scooter Tooter February 11, 2025

You win a few, lose a lot 

A more serious incarnation of the commonly used phrase "you win some, you lose some". "You win a few, lose a lot" is meant to express the feelings of constantly losing or being screwed over despite trying your best.

Guy 1:"Hey man what did you end up getting in your math class?"

Guy 2: "I bombed the final and got a D in the class."

Guy 1: "Damn well are you still going out with that girl you met a few weeks ago?"

Guy 2: "No she ended up going back to her ex. It's like they say you win a few, lose a lot."

You win a few, lose a lot by Jonan2012 December 25, 2011

Genetic Lottery Loser

A person who failed at the genetic lottery so badly that it's actually sad rather than funny.

"The genetic lottery. You only get one shot at it. Some people hit the jackpot. Others...Don't."

"My mate is a genetic lottery loser. He's lived a healthy lifestyle his whole life and is still overweight, and he's been single his whole life due to his social anxiety and numerous skin problems. He just wants to be loved or at least accepted, but it's proving to be impossible because he looks like a loser even though he's trying his best. Guy needs a hug."

Genetic Lottery Loser by Ubeenbamboozledson July 8, 2021

Loter 

a lot of water; bucket of water

Hey dude you want a loter? Go get me a loter. Dude what a race go get me a loter.

Loter by UNCzr1112 January 25, 2008