Sexlicious

A phrase used to describe something that is both sexy and delicious. Is most commonly used when referring to food or women/men.

Wow man these milk chocolate macadamia nut cookies are sexlicious!

Holly is looking pretty sexlicious tonight.

by Jonan2012 October 29, 2011

T.F.C.

T.F.C. or Token Fat Chick- The token fat girl that is always in a sorority in order to make the others girls seem more attractive by comparison. The T.F.C. also accompanies the other members of the sorority to parties and dance clubs and acts as the grenade.

Guy #1: "Dude the girls from the sorority just got to my party!"

Guy #2: "Good luck hooking up with any of them they brought along the T.F.C. and she's mastered the art of cock-blocking"

by Jonan2012 October 28, 2010

Zodiac Fuck

Recently the dates of each zodiac sign has been changed meaning that most people are now something new. This has led to a universal fucking of everyone who had their old zodiac sign tattooed somewhere on their body.

It was only 4 months ago that Lindsay got her new zodiac tattoo which she was very proud of, unfortunately she is no longer Cancer. A classic case of zodiac fuck.

by Jonan2012 January 15, 2011

The Countdown

When the perceived attractiveness of a girl diminishes as she gets closer

Guy 1: "Hey dude look at this chick walking up, she looks pretty cute"

Guy 2: "Yeah she looks to be about an 8..wait maybe a 7...6...5...4...3..2..OH GOD WHAT WAS THAT THING?!"

Guy 1: "Never underestimate the countdown"

by Jonan2012 November 01, 2010

trolling for sympathy

A person who uses social network website like Facebook, Myspace, Twitter, etc as a diary in which they post extremely personal things such as family deaths, break-ups, or other depressing situations that a normal person would not want to share openly in order to gain attention from people. Chronic sympathy trollers will post these types of updates weeks, months, or even years after an event has happened.

"Holy shit dude we don't give a rats ass about bobby's break up two weeks ago, but he still posts depressing crap on Facebook trolling for sympathy from anyone that is gullible enough to reply."

by Jonan2012 March 18, 2011

big dick walkin'

Strutting around with a sense of superiority that is either earned or imagined.

John just got a raise at work and is now making 90K a year. As a result he walks around the office like he owns the place. This causes his employees to exclaim sarcastically "uh oh here comes John again watch out, big dick walkin'."

by Jonan2012 February 07, 2014

Breakin' Necks and Cashin' Checks

A phrase used to signify that a person is doing well and accomplishing a lot in his or her life.

Larry: "Hey Jeff how have you been after graduating high school?"

Jeff: "Im breakin' necks and cashin' checks man, I just got a full ride scholarship to college."

by Jonan2012 January 19, 2011