9 definitions by Jonan2012
Recently the dates of each zodiac sign has been changed meaning that most people are now something new. This has led to a universal fucking of everyone who had their old zodiac sign tattooed somewhere on their body.
It was only 4 months ago that Lindsay got her new zodiac tattoo which she was very proud of, unfortunately she is no longer Cancer. A classic case of zodiac fuck.
by Jonan2012 January 14, 2011
A more serious incarnation of the commonly used phrase "you win some, you lose some". "You win a few, lose a lot" is meant to express the feelings of constantly losing or being screwed over despite trying your best.
Guy 1:"Hey man what did you end up getting in your math class?"
Guy 2: "I bombed the final and got a D in the class."
Guy 1: "Damn well are you still going out with that girl you met a few weeks ago?"
Guy 2: "No she ended up going back to her ex. It's like they say you win a few, lose a lot."
Guy 2: "I bombed the final and got a D in the class."
Guy 1: "Damn well are you still going out with that girl you met a few weeks ago?"
Guy 2: "No she ended up going back to her ex. It's like they say you win a few, lose a lot."
by Jonan2012 December 21, 2011
John just got a raise at work and is now making 90K a year. As a result he walks around the office like he owns the place. This causes his employees to exclaim sarcastically "uh oh here comes John again watch out, big dick walkin'."
by Jonan2012 February 6, 2014
While observing a fat person puking it is customary to yell BOOMER to warn others so as not to attract the horde! Also works well as an insult.
by Jonan2012 October 26, 2010
Guy 1: "Hey dude look at this chick walking up, she looks pretty cute"
Guy 2: "Yeah she looks to be about an 8..wait maybe a 7...6...5...4...3..2..OH GOD WHAT WAS THAT THING?!"
Guy 1: "Never underestimate the countdown"
Guy 2: "Yeah she looks to be about an 8..wait maybe a 7...6...5...4...3..2..OH GOD WHAT WAS THAT THING?!"
Guy 1: "Never underestimate the countdown"
by Jonan2012 November 1, 2010
A phrase used to describe something that is both sexy and delicious. Is most commonly used when referring to food or women/men.
Wow man these milk chocolate macadamia nut cookies are sexlicious!
Holly is looking pretty sexlicious tonight.
Holly is looking pretty sexlicious tonight.
by Jonan2012 May 31, 2011
T.F.C. or Token Fat Chick- The token fat girl that is always in a sorority in order to make the others girls seem more attractive by comparison. The T.F.C. also accompanies the other members of the sorority to parties and dance clubs and acts as the grenade.
Guy #1: "Dude the girls from the sorority just got to my party!"
Guy #2: "Good luck hooking up with any of them they brought along the T.F.C. and she's mastered the art of cock-blocking"
Guy #2: "Good luck hooking up with any of them they brought along the T.F.C. and she's mastered the art of cock-blocking"
by Jonan2012 October 28, 2010