Jonan2012's definitions

T.F.C.

T.F.C. or Token Fat Chick- The token fat girl that is always in a sorority in order to make the others girls seem more attractive by comparison. The T.F.C. also accompanies the other members of the sorority to parties and dance clubs and acts as the grenade.

Guy #1: "Dude the girls from the sorority just got to my party!"

Guy #2: "Good luck hooking up with any of them they brought along the T.F.C. and she's mastered the art of cock-blocking"

by Jonan2012 October 28, 2010

big dick walkin'

Strutting around with a sense of superiority that is either earned or imagined.

John just got a raise at work and is now making 90K a year. As a result he walks around the office like he owns the place. This causes his employees to exclaim sarcastically "uh oh here comes John again watch out, big dick walkin'."

by Jonan2012 February 7, 2014

Sexlicious

A phrase used to describe something that is both sexy and delicious. Is most commonly used when referring to food or women/men.

Wow man these milk chocolate macadamia nut cookies are sexlicious!

Holly is looking pretty sexlicious tonight.

by Jonan2012 October 29, 2011

The Countdown

When the perceived attractiveness of a girl diminishes as she gets closer

Guy 1: "Hey dude look at this chick walking up, she looks pretty cute"

Guy 2: "Yeah she looks to be about an 8..wait maybe a 7...6...5...4...3..2..OH GOD WHAT WAS THAT THING?!"

Guy 1: "Never underestimate the countdown"

by Jonan2012 November 1, 2010

Breakin' Necks and Cashin' Checks

A phrase used to signify that a person is doing well and accomplishing a lot in his or her life.

Larry: "Hey Jeff how have you been after graduating high school?"

Jeff: "Im breakin' necks and cashin' checks man, I just got a full ride scholarship to college."

by Jonan2012 January 19, 2011

You win a few, lose a lot

A more serious incarnation of the commonly used phrase "you win some, you lose some". "You win a few, lose a lot" is meant to express the feelings of constantly losing or being screwed over despite trying your best.

Guy 1:"Hey man what did you end up getting in your math class?"

Guy 2: "I bombed the final and got a D in the class."

Guy 1: "Damn well are you still going out with that girl you met a few weeks ago?"

Guy 2: "No she ended up going back to her ex. It's like they say you win a few, lose a lot."

by Jonan2012 December 25, 2011

BOOMER

While observing a fat person puking it is customary to yell BOOMER to warn others so as not to attract the horde! Also works well as an insult.

Guy #1: "Holy shit you see that fat girl in the backyard puking?!"

Guy #2: "BOOMER! Watch Out!"

by Jonan2012 October 27, 2010