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longdon is a strong, loyal, friends last name. if you have this last name u are brave and strong 💪🏼. it is most likely u will marry the person the longdon loves most, longdon’s love there family and love family time.
“oh the longdon’s family are so precious”
“yeah i’ve heard they are so nice!”
longdon by i69love69you November 22, 2019
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London bus 

Those red double~decker buses used in London, the UK, Australia & other places. They're So Cool!
One day I'd really love to have a ride on the London bus. It would be so exciting!
London bus by Starchylde June 16, 2016

Oli London

Someone who got plastic surgery to look like BTS Jimin, Islamaphobic, tries to speak Korean but fails, has a cringy tik tok account, koreaboo and a whole mess in general.
Oli London got plastic surgery of a man who he'll never look like.
Oli London by Yayyay69 November 7, 2019

Oli London

Oli London is a (British) man who spent £100,000 on surgery to look like Park Jimin from BTS. Jimin is a Korean singer. Oli London then went to Korean and went to Jimins favourite places to try and find him. Oli does not look like Jimin at all. He makes music and calls himself a K-pop artist. (Korean pop artist). OLI LONDON YOU ARE NOT KOREAN NOR ARE YOU JIMIN.
Oli London said one time that he is Jimin.

londoncentric

A word used to describe the attitude of Londoners who seem incapable of realising that places other than London even exist. It describes the attitude that London is the centre of the universe and that anywhere else in the country or even the rest of the world is unimportant and not worthy of their attention. In short it describes people whose heads are so far up their own arseholes that if their eyes aren't brown then they ought to be.
Since he was moved to HQ, Malcolm has become really londoncentric.
londoncentric by Croatalin January 26, 2014

Oli London

A disgusting culture appropriating koreaboo. He thinks he’s a kpop idol but he’s not. His music is terrible and he can’t sing or dance at all. 0 talents detected. He’s islamphobic and used a persons death for clout on social media. He has fat shamed a lot of people online. He’s self absorbed and delusional. He’s a BRITSH, WHITE man. He claims to be half korean but there is not one single korean gene in him. He tried to stalk BTS’ Jimin and brings a cardboard cutout of him everywhere he goes. He’s also dating a 50 year old, trump supporting porn star. He spent over $200 000 on plastic surgery and the doctors on the TV show Botched told him his nose will fall off if he doesn’t stop. In conclusion, don’t stan Oli London.
Becky: I met Oli London yesterday! He was SO sweet to me!!

David: No Becky he just acts nice to his nonexistent fans, he’s actually horrible.

Becky: oh, you’re right. We DONT stan Oli London.
Oli London by yoongifth November 29, 2019

Oli London

The literal most koreabooiest koreaboo of all time. The dud thinks he's Korean but HE'S BRITISH. GET HELP. THAT'S WHY UR ON DR. PHIL. SRSLY U LOOK LiKe a dRuGGed MiChEal jaCkSon.
Oli London: People mistake me for Jimin
Me: Cause they don't know u yet
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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