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longdong 

a big ass penis

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Igor get that longdong out of your mouth again.
longdong by Anonymous March 6, 2003

LongDong 

Someone who has bad spelling, but a large penis.
I can't spell penis but it doesn't matter 'cause I'm a longdong.
LongDong by IWantKyle October 8, 2008

longdong 

compressed rice cakes usually served with curry or stew
Wow, this longdong taste so good!
longdong by mattrep April 28, 2023

Lord longdong 

Master of the dongs, long dong is a bad mofo, don’t take shit from nobody, he will stick is king shaft right in the middle of a argument and let his shaft be heard.
That boy lord longdong just aggressively pelvic thrusted the chess board

jonny longdong

Jonny longdong is a man called jonny with you probably allready know has a long dong
Have you heard of jonny longdong 'slong dong
jonny longdong by Jonny longdong August 13, 2022

slongin on the long dong

Old school word meaning to give..spitty,
sloppy,slobbering, gurgly head!The best!....sucklng cock..licking dick noisily!...Good sloppy ,spitty blow job!

Pure ecstasy..
I'm goin to tell you what man!
That bitch there brother, she was "slongin on the long dong" last night with me like there was no tomorrow! Never felt so good!Yea !
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
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