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Longdong 

A long penis. Not necessarily a complement. Can be used with a nickname.
1) Momo, pull that longdong out of your mouth.

2) Hey, where's Longdong Tom?
Longdong by AIDS_Pizza January 9, 2012
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longdong 

a big ass penis

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Igor get that longdong out of your mouth again.
longdong by Anonymous March 6, 2003

LongDong 

Someone who has bad spelling, but a large penis.
I can't spell penis but it doesn't matter 'cause I'm a longdong.
LongDong by IWantKyle October 8, 2008

longdong 

compressed rice cakes usually served with curry or stew
Wow, this longdong taste so good!
longdong by mattrep April 28, 2023

Lord longdong 

Master of the dongs, long dong is a bad mofo, don’t take shit from nobody, he will stick is king shaft right in the middle of a argument and let his shaft be heard.
That boy lord longdong just aggressively pelvic thrusted the chess board

jonny longdong

Jonny longdong is a man called jonny with you probably allready know has a long dong
Have you heard of jonny longdong 'slong dong
jonny longdong by Jonny longdong August 13, 2022

slongin on the long dong

Old school word meaning to give..spitty,
sloppy,slobbering, gurgly head!The best!....sucklng cock..licking dick noisily!...Good sloppy ,spitty blow job!

Pure ecstasy..
I'm goin to tell you what man!
That bitch there brother, she was "slongin on the long dong" last night with me like there was no tomorrow! Never felt so good!Yea !
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