longdonged

When a girl preforms oral sex whilst the male organs is between her breast .

Peter walked into the gym locker room and saw his girl freind getting longdonged! , peter was very angry

by Swish98 May 7, 2018

Longdonged

The quick and easy process of receiving oral sex whilst your penis is indeed planted firm in the middle of the female breast ( DD or larger) . Most preformed or giving in school locker rooms.

Haley longdonged john Arthur in the band locker room ,john was very pleased.

by Swish98 June 1, 2018

Longdongtinitus

A rare hereditary condition that unfortunately has no cure. It affects the ability of the sufferer to move around quickly and wear tighty whities. It is also known to instigate "peeking" among other males while using public urinals. Consequently if you are infected with Longdongtinitus, most of your sexual partners might need to be taken to the emergency room after penetration.

Dirk - "Just got back from the Pediatric Gynecologist today and I have some bad news, I've been diagnosed with Longdongtinitus"

Dumb Slut - "Oh nooooo, what are you going to do?"

Dirk - "Just drink this ruffie colada and I'll show you"

by weezarc May 15, 2010

londoned

Being friend-zoned, especially after years of one-sided romantic interest that had the potential of being more than just friends.

Hey, did you hear that Jake just got londoned by some girl he liked for years?!

by johnnoh January 10, 2015

Langdonged

To give a girl the entire Langdong - a feat very rarely achieved.

Guy: ‘I was railing Edward’s bird yesterday. I langdonged her real nice - she loved it.’
Guy 2: ‘What the BJesus, Edward’s bird is your sister’

by Langdon Fertility Clinic September 24, 2020

Longdong

A long penis. Not necessarily a complement. Can be used with a nickname.

1) Momo, pull that longdong out of your mouth.

2) Hey, where's Longdong Tom?

by AIDS_Pizza January 9, 2012

longdong

a big ass penis

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Igor get that longdong out of your mouth again.

by Anonymous March 6, 2003