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lolpwn by lolpwnclown January 6, 2005
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lolpenis
A word that has been passed down through the generations. This is a term of mockery but can also be used in times of humour and fun. Many people have taken to use it on internet forums when they feel the discussion is becoming too heated and some much needed humour needs to be injected into the conversation. Suspected to be derived from the Latin Lolpenare; Lolpeno: 1st conj. verb. "To astound; I astound" but it's origins are uncertain.
"No! I do not believe that abortion is simply a political issue as it effects people on a deeply personal level. It is not as un-complex an issue as to be able to say "Abortion: Good or bad?" as there are many different items to consider:
What is the nature of the pregnancy? Was the woman raped or was intercourse by consent. Is the woman of sound mind? Will she be able to finance this baby?"
Response: "Lolpenis"
What is the nature of the pregnancy? Was the woman raped or was intercourse by consent. Is the woman of sound mind? Will she be able to finance this baby?"
Response: "Lolpenis"
LOLopwnt
A LOLopwnt is when you force someone against their lies so that they make an "escape plan." Escape plan meaning they come up with some other lie to make all their other lies have a meaning.
Person1: oh hey, I made an OS.
Person2: COOL!!! Link??? :D:D.
Person1: I don't have a link for it :(.
Person2: UPLOAD!?!?! :D.
Person1: Oh, you won't believe what I've just done!
Person2: Uploaded it????
Person1: NOPE! I dunno what I did but now its not working?
Person2: You never made an OS did you??
Person1: Nope :/
That is a LOLopwnt
Person2: COOL!!! Link??? :D:D.
Person1: I don't have a link for it :(.
Person2: UPLOAD!?!?! :D.
Person1: Oh, you won't believe what I've just done!
Person2: Uploaded it????
Person1: NOPE! I dunno what I did but now its not working?
Person2: You never made an OS did you??
Person1: Nope :/
That is a LOLopwnt
lolpants
lolpants is a substitute for "lol"
It is usually used when the thing being loled at is not what you want to happen, or is annoying, or rubbish, or perhaps inconvenient for someone else.
Can be used a perfectly legal alternative to lol
Very useful
It is usually used when the thing being loled at is not what you want to happen, or is annoying, or rubbish, or perhaps inconvenient for someone else.
Can be used a perfectly legal alternative to lol
Very useful
Lolwned
The act of being so severely owned, that other parties witnessing will uncontrollably laugh at the owned/coafed individual.
pronounced Lawl-ned
pronounced Lawl-ned
Lolwned by RoyalExecutioner December 31, 2007
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