lolpwn 

You pwn someone and you say lolpwn

Me: *pwn*
Noob:*gets pwned up der assen*
me:lolpwn

lolpwn by lolpwnclown January 6, 2005

lolpenis 

A word that has been passed down through the generations. This is a term of mockery but can also be used in times of humour and fun. Many people have taken to use it on internet forums when they feel the discussion is becoming too heated and some much needed humour needs to be injected into the conversation. Suspected to be derived from the Latin Lolpenare; Lolpeno: 1st conj. verb. "To astound; I astound" but it's origins are uncertain.

"No! I do not believe that abortion is simply a political issue as it effects people on a deeply personal level. It is not as un-complex an issue as to be able to say "Abortion: Good or bad?" as there are many different items to consider:
What is the nature of the pregnancy? Was the woman raped or was intercourse by consent. Is the woman of sound mind? Will she be able to finance this baby?"

Response: "Lolpenis"

lolpenis by Biblo February 15, 2005

LOLopwnt 

A LOLopwnt is when you force someone against their lies so that they make an "escape plan." Escape plan meaning they come up with some other lie to make all their other lies have a meaning.

Person1: oh hey, I made an OS.
Person2: COOL!!! Link??? :D:D.
Person1: I don't have a link for it :(.
Person2: UPLOAD!?!?! :D.
Person1: Oh, you won't believe what I've just done!
Person2: Uploaded it????
Person1: NOPE! I dunno what I did but now its not working?

Person2: You never made an OS did you??
Person1: Nope :/
That is a LOLopwnt

LOLopwnt by DemmLive February 20, 2010

lolpwnt 

When someone gets dominated or owned extremely hard.

*kick in the nuts*
"LolPwnt"

lolpwnt by IHeartWillSchatz November 9, 2007

Lolowned 

The addition of "lol" and "owned".
Used in games when someone got killed like a shit and that you laugh for it.

*Cpt.Warrior got killed by Sgt.pwnz0r*
-Lolowned!
-Ahaha he got owned.

Lolowned by K3vin April 23, 2005

lolpants 

lolpants is a substitute for "lol"

It is usually used when the thing being loled at is not what you want to happen, or is annoying, or rubbish, or perhaps inconvenient for someone else.

Can be used a perfectly legal alternative to lol

Very useful

Friend: I fell down the stairs
Me: Lolpants

Me: I am so alone in the world. I have no friends.
Them: lolpants

etc...

lolpants by Jon Bz0r February 20, 2008

Lolwned 

The act of being so severely owned, that other parties witnessing will uncontrollably laugh at the owned/coafed individual.

pronounced Lawl-ned

"hey dude, did you know Paris Hilton's got herpes?"
"LOLWNED"

Lolwned by RoyalExecutioner December 31, 2007