Lolwned

The act of being so severely owned, that other parties witnessing will uncontrollably laugh at the owned/coafed individual.

pronounced Lawl-ned

"hey dude, did you know Paris Hilton's got herpes?"
"LOLWNED"

Lolwned by RoyalExecutioner December 31, 2007

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Lolowned

The addition of "lol" and "owned".
Used in games when someone got killed like a shit and that you laugh for it.

*Cpt.Warrior got killed by Sgt.pwnz0r*
-Lolowned!
-Ahaha he got owned.

Lolowned by K3vin April 23, 2005

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Lolwned • Lolowned • LOOWNED • lowned

lowned

Usually pertaining to Counter Strike. A combination of getting "lol'd" at and getting "owned" in one smooth, seamless motion.

Player A - gets pwned with teh 5-7 accross teh map.
Player B - "Lowned"

lowned by t3flon February 10, 2014

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LOOWNED

"Lol" + "Owned" = LOOWNED.

Dominican #1 says: "HEY MEN N DEM GUYZ WUN HELP ME N DEY TAKED AL MY STUF. DEY IS SACMARRS!"
Australian #1 says: "Oi mate, you're a bogan."
Non-Dominican #1 says: "LOOWNED!"

LOOWNED by JeFFb8868CAN November 13, 2006

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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