Lolwned

The act of being so severely owned, that other parties witnessing will uncontrollably laugh at the owned/coafed individual.

pronounced Lawl-ned

"hey dude, did you know Paris Hilton's got herpes?"
"LOLWNED"

Lolwned by RoyalExecutioner December 31, 2007

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Lolowned

The addition of "lol" and "owned".
Used in games when someone got killed like a shit and that you laugh for it.

*Cpt.Warrior got killed by Sgt.pwnz0r*
-Lolowned!
-Ahaha he got owned.

Lolowned by K3vin April 23, 2005

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Lolwned • Lolowned • LOOWNED • lowned

lowned

Usually pertaining to Counter Strike. A combination of getting "lol'd" at and getting "owned" in one smooth, seamless motion.

Player A - gets pwned with teh 5-7 accross teh map.
Player B - "Lowned"

lowned by t3flon February 10, 2014

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LOOWNED

"Lol" + "Owned" = LOOWNED.

Dominican #1 says: "HEY MEN N DEM GUYZ WUN HELP ME N DEY TAKED AL MY STUF. DEY IS SACMARRS!"
Australian #1 says: "Oi mate, you're a bogan."
Non-Dominican #1 says: "LOOWNED!"

LOOWNED by JeFFb8868CAN November 13, 2006

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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