lolpwnt 

When someone gets dominated or owned extremely hard.

*kick in the nuts*
"LolPwnt"

lolpwnt by IHeartWillSchatz November 9, 2007

LOLopwnt 

A LOLopwnt is when you force someone against their lies so that they make an "escape plan." Escape plan meaning they come up with some other lie to make all their other lies have a meaning.

Person1: oh hey, I made an OS.
Person2: COOL!!! Link??? :D:D.
Person1: I don't have a link for it :(.
Person2: UPLOAD!?!?! :D.
Person1: Oh, you won't believe what I've just done!
Person2: Uploaded it????
Person1: NOPE! I dunno what I did but now its not working?

Person2: You never made an OS did you??
Person1: Nope :/
That is a LOLopwnt

LOLopwnt by DemmLive February 20, 2010

lolpants 

lolpants is a substitute for "lol"

It is usually used when the thing being loled at is not what you want to happen, or is annoying, or rubbish, or perhaps inconvenient for someone else.

Can be used a perfectly legal alternative to lol

Very useful

Friend: I fell down the stairs
Me: Lolpants

Me: I am so alone in the world. I have no friends.
Them: lolpants

etc...

lolpants by Jon Bz0r February 20, 2008

lolpwn 

You pwn someone and you say lolpwn

Me: *pwn*
Noob:*gets pwned up der assen*
me:lolpwn

lolpwn by lolpwnclown January 6, 2005

lolpwnclown 

a clown that lols and pwns at the same time

lolpwn i pwn u
you: waaaa
lolpwnclown: rapes u up der assen
you: yay

lolpwnclown by lolpwnclown January 9, 2005