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logowned
When you are owned by virtue of someone logging off before you can respond to their insult. An immature but effective way to establish superiority in online culture.
logowned by Wooginator the Uber December 21, 2008
Lolwned
The act of being so severely owned, that other parties witnessing will uncontrollably laugh at the owned/coafed individual.
pronounced Lawl-ned
pronounced Lawl-ned
Lolwned by RoyalExecutioner December 31, 2007
Lobowned
*guy falls off his bike*
"Ohh you got Lobowned."
*playing a computer game and you get a headshot* "You just got lobowned!"
"Ohh you got Lobowned."
*playing a computer game and you get a headshot* "You just got lobowned!"
Lobowned by Paul Price July 31, 2005
LOOWNED
Dominican #1 says: "HEY MEN N DEM GUYZ WUN HELP ME N DEY TAKED AL MY STUF. DEY IS SACMARRS!"
Australian #1 says: "Oi mate, you're a bogan."
Non-Dominican #1 says: "LOOWNED!"
Australian #1 says: "Oi mate, you're a bogan."
Non-Dominican #1 says: "LOOWNED!"
LOOWNED by JeFFb8868CAN November 13, 2006
lolpowned
lolpowned by got a name March 7, 2010
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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