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lollygaggin 

When your sister lolly starts gaggin on your dick because you are "too deep"
Yesterday i walked in on rob and his sister on their house, and what a surprise. Rob was lollygaggin on the couch.
lollygaggin by mr_k January 21, 2015
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Lolly-Gaggin 

1. To sit or meander about (whether in life as a whole or at a specific time) with no apparent purpose, direction, or desire for either.

2. The act of choking on a lollipop.

3. A term used to describe a singer's voice who either has no vocal talent or who appears to have no idea what they are even singing about.
1. All those bums ever do is lolly-gag around the park all day.

2. He was lolly-gagging like a cat on a hair-ball so I gave 'im the ol' heimlick.

3. Turn that lolly-gaggin' crap off before my ears start up-chuckin'.
Lolly-Gaggin by ClothyMonster April 24, 2011

lollygagging

A very heinous crime in Skyrim. Guards make this quite clear.
No lollygagging.
lollygagging by Anonymous938743 September 3, 2012

lolligaggin

when somebody is messing around not doing what they are suppose to be doing.
the kids were in class supposed to be doing their work but instead they were playing around lolligaggin.
lolligaggin by jooliagoolia999 April 18, 2009

lolygagging 

loitering and wasting time when things need to get done.
stop lolygagging and get back to work!
lolygagging by Wezmac December 1, 2013

Lolligaging

Lolligaging - (Verb) The act of procrastinating when one has important things to do, such as homework or actual work. When one posts the word "Lolligaging" on facebook, it is an indication that they are currently in the practice of avoiding work.
"Eric was lolligaging when he should have been doing a webassign"

"Rachel lolligaged by speaking with Eric on facebook, during time she should have been writing a paper on frankenstein"

Dude: "I can't hang out tonight, I gotta finish my homework"
Other dude: "How are you not done with it yet??"
Dude: "I've been lolligaging all day..."
Lolligaging by Skylar24x October 23, 2011

freeway lollygabbing 

A vehicle traveling ten mph slower than the speed limit in the left lane of the freeway (a.k.a the fast lane) gabbing or texting on their cell phone with a line of vehicle behind them.
Driver: I HATE THIS IDIOT IN FRONT OF ME. I can't get by and I see them on their cell. I WANT TO RUN THEM OVER.

Passenger: Dude calm down. You'll kill us all.

Driver: Damn these freeway lollygabbing lollygabbers!!! Damn them to hell!
freeway lollygabbing by no1sandman November 22, 2014
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