Definitions by ClothyMonster
Literature
1. This stuff.
2. (Verb) -To repeatedly litter in one specific (or general) area. (Noun) -a specific (or general) area that is te victim of repeated littering.
2. (Verb) -To repeatedly litter in one specific (or general) area. (Noun) -a specific (or general) area that is te victim of repeated littering.
Literature by ClothyMonster May 20, 2011
Milf
Any female over the age of 25 who, A) Has at some point in time achieved at least an 8.5 on the Scale of Relative Attractiveness (SRA). And who B) Has a SADR (Sexual Attractiveness Depreciation Rate) significantly lower than the average SADR at -.33 sexograms bi-annually. (Must be -.125 or less.)
Milf by ClothyMonster May 15, 2011
Urban Dictionerd
One of the many individuals who, (for reasons yet undetermined and unjustified), submit definitions to Urban Dictionary which are significantly similar to the definitions that can be found in any of the billions of Webster's "Blasphemous Books" ALREADY published in this world.
This term may also refer to those individuals who submit definitions portraying intense emotions or idealisms; often displaying resentment and a sense of having been offended.
In both cases, these individuals mistake the whole idea of Urban Dictionary, which is to enlighten those who are naieve in a light-hearted, usually humorous and witty way, of those words, concepts and phrases which have spawned, sprouted, and developed as a result of the wisdom of the many honorable citizens of this world who possess a sense of creative savvy.
At any rate, these individuals both degrade and defile this wondrous mark on history known as Urban Dictionary.
This term may also refer to those individuals who submit definitions portraying intense emotions or idealisms; often displaying resentment and a sense of having been offended.
In both cases, these individuals mistake the whole idea of Urban Dictionary, which is to enlighten those who are naieve in a light-hearted, usually humorous and witty way, of those words, concepts and phrases which have spawned, sprouted, and developed as a result of the wisdom of the many honorable citizens of this world who possess a sense of creative savvy.
At any rate, these individuals both degrade and defile this wondrous mark on history known as Urban Dictionary.
If I wanted to know the prosaic, arid meaning for the word, I would have consulted Webster. Thanx for wasting my life, Urban Dictionerd.
Urban Dictionerd by ClothyMonster May 15, 2011
Urban
A word commonly used by those of lower intelligence, or rednecks, when attempting to tell a story in past tense. Esp. when put under pressure or in the presence of those with higher social standing thus causing an attemp at formality (proper grammar).
John Dyss: Uh, officer what I be tryin... 'Err, been' (pronounced 'urban') tryin ta tell ya is I was busy brandin' ma cows, If ya know what I mean;) , night o' the robbery."
Urban by ClothyMonster April 24, 2011
Fag Stick
1. A tall, lean male homosexual.
2. An elongated wooden object used by male homosexuals to enlarge their anal rectum and find sensual pleasure. Generally found in the shape of a penis, although this may differ in cases involving kinky individuals or those with abnormal tendencies of distortion.
3. A fantastical object (much like a wand) conjured in the minds of many homosexual men, (esp. just before an orgasm caused by masturbation and mental fantasizing), that is supposed to turn attractive, straight men into queers with the simple flip of the wrist. The 'Fag Stick' is generally attached at one end to the groin, in place of the penis.
NOTE: As of yet, no such object has been found and proven operational; thus dispelling any concerns or fears many straight men have felt upon discovering the notion of such an item.
2. An elongated wooden object used by male homosexuals to enlarge their anal rectum and find sensual pleasure. Generally found in the shape of a penis, although this may differ in cases involving kinky individuals or those with abnormal tendencies of distortion.
3. A fantastical object (much like a wand) conjured in the minds of many homosexual men, (esp. just before an orgasm caused by masturbation and mental fantasizing), that is supposed to turn attractive, straight men into queers with the simple flip of the wrist. The 'Fag Stick' is generally attached at one end to the groin, in place of the penis.
NOTE: As of yet, no such object has been found and proven operational; thus dispelling any concerns or fears many straight men have felt upon discovering the notion of such an item.
1. "John Dyss is one lanky Fag Stick."
2. "Can you believe he actually brought his Fag Stick to school?! Gross..."
3. "I swear, someday I will use my Fag Stick on that hunk-of-a-man!"
2. "Can you believe he actually brought his Fag Stick to school?! Gross..."
3. "I swear, someday I will use my Fag Stick on that hunk-of-a-man!"
Fag Stick by ClothyMonster April 24, 2011
Stop Sign
A large, red, rectangle-thingy bearing a white insignia intended for those with literary talent. As of yet it has been found to have no significant value other than serving as an excellent target for practicin' and obstructin' my view of them other trucks crossin my line of travel.
Red Nekk: "Officer, no 'fence but if the stinkin government wasnt usin' all ma tax money on putting up them useless rectangle stop sign thingys, maybe dead guy over there woulda seen me drivin this way and woulda stopped. Coulda saved this here wreck from hapenin'."
Stop Sign by ClothyMonster April 24, 2011
Lolly-Gaggin
1. To sit or meander about (whether in life as a whole or at a specific time) with no apparent purpose, direction, or desire for either.
2. The act of choking on a lollipop.
3. A term used to describe a singer's voice who either has no vocal talent or who appears to have no idea what they are even singing about.
2. The act of choking on a lollipop.
3. A term used to describe a singer's voice who either has no vocal talent or who appears to have no idea what they are even singing about.
1. All those bums ever do is lolly-gag around the park all day.
2. He was lolly-gagging like a cat on a hair-ball so I gave 'im the ol' heimlick.
3. Turn that lolly-gaggin' crap off before my ears start up-chuckin'.
2. He was lolly-gagging like a cat on a hair-ball so I gave 'im the ol' heimlick.
3. Turn that lolly-gaggin' crap off before my ears start up-chuckin'.
Lolly-Gaggin by ClothyMonster April 24, 2011